Phlegm-Jim

Looch log, lung oyster, mucus doocus, lung butter, humor tumor, snot rocket, lung chunks, yellow snout trout, throat scrote sauce

Damn man! Looks like you’re about to puke up a lung and a half judging by the size of that phlegm-jim you just hacked up...

by Phan Tum Logger March 4, 2019

Jim-Bakes

To be humiliated in front of your bosses' boss.

Employee got Jim-Bakes for not following procedure.

by Jim-Bakes April 20, 2018

smiley jim

smiley jim is a razz machine and picks up all da female fortnite skins, he assaults them with his rifle and snipes them with his bolt action. smiley jim doesnt like using his guns, hes more of a melee attacker so when he goes down on his competition he really fists them with his melee attacks. he is a jr ninja in the way that hes arrogant, selfish and has no life.

i heard a loud noise last night, someone got smiley jimed

by Everything-I-Say-Is-100%-True October 9, 2018

Dammit Jim

When you don’t want to curse and you need to express anger say this.

Person 1: Who are the last cookie
Person 2: I did
Person 1 Dammit Jim

by ZubatAlert July 12, 2019

Jim fisher

Jim fisher is the absolute definition of team work

Ah we jim fishered the crap outta that job.
There is no I team work... but there sure is a jim fisher

by Neilbmx23 May 27, 2021

Jim Welsh

Jim welsh is a man created by the group who sneaks into Hawaiian convenience stores and steals the sandwiches and uses them as puppets and sells them 15 dollars a ticket out of his car trunk as a show.

Hello, Im Jim welsh. You look away and i take every last sandwich here.

by XyzMoonVR July 31, 2023

jim-jammin

to spend the day rockin out in your jim-jams (pyjamas)

Nico doesn't want to frequent the Ukrainian post-modern art exhibition with his ubercool friends since he's jim-jammin today. Good for you Nico!

by ndas March 25, 2013