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smiley jim

smiley jim is a razz machine and picks up all da female fortnite skins, he assaults them with his rifle and snipes them with his bolt action. smiley jim doesnt like using his guns, hes more of a melee attacker so when he goes down on his competition he really fists them with his melee attacks. he is a jr ninja in the way that hes arrogant, selfish and has no life.
i heard a loud noise last night, someone got smiley jimed
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Dammit Jim

When you don’t want to curse and you need to express anger say this.
Person 1: Who are the last cookie
Person 2: I did
Person 1 Dammit Jim
by ZubatAlert July 12, 2019
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jim tonic

A Jim tonic is the type of guy to hang around the woodies parking lot, mid afternoon with a liter bottle of vodka in one hand and a bent joint in the other. Jim tonics spend their nights preaching the word of the lord to ket goblins in back alleys. Their favorite pastimes include customizing crocs and talking about how stoned they are. Jim tonics show no emotion towards any man woman or child except for their pet dogs.
My friend James is a real Jim tonic, I saw him handing out rollies to children behind lidl the other morning.
by Scuddfromdahood July 18, 2019
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JIM ENYIA

Awesome kid that is loved by everyone in the room. A Jim Enyia can usually be found at the center of attention but in a good way you need a Jim Enyia more then a rahjani
dame i am really sad i need a Jim Enyia right now
by jimmmyboyy June 11, 2019
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Jim-Bakes

To be humiliated in front of your bosses' boss.
Employee got Jim-Bakes for not following procedure.
by Jim-Bakes April 20, 2018
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Freezy Jim

A Freezy Jim is where a male gets a condom, urinates inside it, freezes it and gives it to the female and she pretends that the condom is part of the man.
Did you here about David and Julie? Apparently David gave Julie a Freezy Jim.
by Opex35 September 5, 2016
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Uncle Jim

Your roblox girlfriend and the guy that looks at u creepily stares at you when you have a family ruenion.
Person 1 "Whos that?"
Person 2 "Oh that is just uncle Jim"
by ihavegianntpp January 20, 2021
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