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Jennifer Lawrence

No definition can accurately explain the high awesomness levels the Jen emits. Some say when she was in the womb of her mother, God gave her acting lessons. Well if I were to really try to attempt explaining her....SHE IS THE MOST FREAKIN' PERFECT PERSON EVER SO BEAUTIFUL, HILARIOUS, TALENTED, AND OMFG DID I SAY HILARIOUS????? SHE IS SO AMAZING AT EVERYTHING AND I WANT TO MARRY HER LIKE EVERY OTHER PERSON ON THIS FREAKING PLANET. IF YOU DON'T LIKE HER THEN YOU SHOULD PROBABLY DIE. VERY PAINFULLY. LIKE SO PAINFUL THAT YOUR BRAIN WILL TURN INTO MUTHA TRUCKIN' ICE CREAM. THAT WOULD HURT WOULDN'T IT? EXACTLY. JENNIFER LAWRENCE IS THE BEST PERSON EVER PERIOD.
Lawsbian 1: Have you seen Jennifer Lawrence's interview?
Lawsbian 2: YES I WANT TO MARRY HER LIKE I MARRIED MY WIFE THAT I DON'T HAVE BECAUSE I'M TO BUSY TRYING TO GET WITH JEN.
by JenniferLawver October 2, 2013
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jennifer lawrencing

jennifer lawrencing means performing one's duty in a relationship, but failing at being responsible at everything else.
-Nicole Petallides flashes her body on the air, on Fox News. What else does she do?

-Nothing, dude, she's Jennifer Lawrencing it. Pussy; and nothing.
by addeps3 October 26, 2014
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jennifer

Jennifer is a type of snake, they love to suck the life out of people. They are rude and nasty. They like to look and appear nice on the outside but on the inside they are judging everything about you. Do not trust them they are mean, a true mean girl.
"Omg there is a Jennifer on the floor!!"
by mebee November 25, 2017
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Jennifer Lopez

One of the most successful women in entertainment; an actress, singer, dancer, and incredible business woman. Jennifer Lopez has branded a multi-million dollar empire throughout her career. She is often referred to as J.Lo in the media. Her films include Selena, The Wedding Planner, Maid In Manhattan, Monster-in-Law, and What to Expect When You're Expecting. Jennifer Lopez is the highest-paid Latina actress in Hollywood. She's a phenomenal Grammy Award winning recording artist who has released seven albums, including the first number one remix album to top the charts in the United States. Jennifer Lopez has a slue of endorsement deals, a successful line of perfumes, as well as a lucrative fashion line. She has become one of the biggest fashion icons. Jennifer Lopez is the first female artist to have both a number one album and number one movie at the same time. In 2011, she was crowned by People Magazine as The Most Beautiful Woman in the World. In 2012, Jennifer Lopez topped Forbes list of the 100 Most Powerful and Influential Celebrities in the World.
by bklyn09 November 12, 2012
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jennifer

Is just a wunderful person,that everyone love
Jennifer:Hey
other:Hey *I like her*
by jjonlinexpeasex January 2, 2017
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Jeniera

She too cool. She is a joy to hang around and is always making people laugh. She pretty as ever and always got money on her. Jeniera is independent and is capable of doing anything.
Jeniera toooo cute
by Curly.niera_ April 13, 2017
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jennifer callen

Stupid hoe who trys to fuck ur man after she drops u off in another town with no way back and only uses you to get shit for free
I knew this girl once thought she was my friend but she turned out to be a jennifer callen
by Sugartits1andonly September 17, 2020
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