Simon Joke

A joke so sinister in its banality that it would cause any person nearby to suddenly revert to silence, and shudder.

Person: hey Simon, i heard you went out on the weekend.

Simon: yeah, with your mother! for a one night stand!

a long silence where everyone looks anywhere but at Simon.

Person: so you went alone to a movie

Simon: ............yes

by The A Man March 30, 2005

Mys Jokes

An indescribably cheesy and/or dumb joke made by a childless father.

Some girl: Hey acquaintance, we should go back soon.

Acquaintance: Why?

Some girl: I'm hungry.

Dad: Hi hungry, I'm acquaintance!

Some girl: Shut up with the mys jokes, they aren't funny!

by Try_ December 13, 2021

reality joke

A joke that causes immediate, negative real-world consequences for the jokee and, in some instances, the joker.

Phil: "Tim, seriously, stop paddling backwards right now. We're about to get sucked into that forty foot waterfall. Please paddle forwards immediately. We seriously need to get away from this forty foot waterfall."
*Tim continues backpaddling*
Phil: "Tim, seriously, what the $(&#$ are you doing??!!"
Tim: *continues paddling* "REALITY JOKE!!!!!!!"

by Garfoose June 20, 2015

green joke

A joke with a sexual or otherwise vulgar connotation and or punchline.

She often tells green jokes, probably because of the stress.

by Reore November 23, 2021

inside jokes

A joke in which you do not want to be part of.

Today Jenna did something and now is part of many inside jokes with my friends.

by The man of blood and death November 18, 2018

a big joke

msnake, mnet, mbullshit, mjoke & mclownery

"This is just a big joke, mnet is a big joke. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!"

by guess who I am!!! May 13, 2021

Man Joke

A joke that is strictly for the eyes and/or ears of the male gender. Usually referring about something extremely sexual, or outlandishly disgusting.

A prime man Joke would take place in a locker room, or a man cave and might sound like, "Girls in pornos... Are just better."

by Larrold Shlokov Johanssen February 18, 2010