Hypothetical Hurricanes Wiki

A website hosted on Wikia/FANDOM where weather enthusiasts can create fictional, hypothetical hurricanes.

I heard he planned to join the Hypothetical Hurricanes Wiki earlier this week.

by arandomsomeone February 24, 2019

Dirty Hurricane

The act of shitting in a washing machine before starting the cycle with a full load of clothes (top loaders only)

"My roommate dumped my wet clothes out of the washing machine and into the dirty laundry hamper before putting their's in, so I gave em' the ol Dirty Hurricane"

by MalkChowder December 19, 2018

hurricane florence

you finna die baby

hey dude your gay like gary the snail lol whats ligma lol its HURRICANE FLORENCE

by AnimeXPosedyn September 14, 2018

Hurricane

A convenient way to get a new house. However, it can also kill you, and everyone else in the neighbourhood gets a new house as well. Varies by category, going from simple repairs to complete house replacement. Works best in Florida.

hurricane: *destroys roof of house*
dude: aww yeah I wanted a new house, thanks!

by l0l_ May 28, 2018

Hurricane Jared

After sex the condom is removed, Turned inside out and spun around above the head, yelling Hurricane Jared.

Mikey did a hurricane jared the last time he hooked up with Patty.

by anonymous December 30, 2023

Hurricane Homer

When someone hits an infield pop up and hurricane force winds blow it over the outfield fence.

Playing baseball during a hurricane, Matt hit a typical infield pop and it turned into a Hurricane Homer.

by MFC#37 January 9, 2024

Hurricane Handles

The handlebars secured to the walls of public bathrooms, usually near the toilets. They're meant for ease of access for people with mobility concerns, but double as bars to brace yourself with when The Big One hurricanes out of you.

After eating from a sketchy halal food cart, John gripped the hurricane handles so tightly that he bent them.

by Your chicanery buddy August 2, 2023