jewish hooker

jewish hooker means a girl with a longg nose. and is as tall as big bird jr. and walks the street hoping that someone will pick them up so they can get paid. they all look alike (big bird sr. and big bird jr.) all jewish hookers look the same. most men love jewish hookers.

jewish hookers is someone who looks like a big bird with a long nose, brown eyes and long hair like a hippy. they love there sex.

by adlkjalejfedfa October 22, 2006

Pirate Hooker

A girl who follows guys around and calls them "captain" in a seductive way.

"Tyler and Marie are Mark's Pirate Hookers"

by JMAN36969 December 11, 2009

Hooker Boot

A slutty chick that has been passed around and tainted so much that she discarded like a pair of old Hooker Boots.

That bitch is such a Hooker Boot. I told you! Ya can't turn a ho into a housewife.

by B n' Taco December 6, 2007

hooker shit

1. a friend who is being a bitch, used in a playful manner, because if you use it seriously...you seem like an dumb ass.
2. a person who is being extremely flirty while appearing to have unclean body parts.

Beth, you hooker shit! Stop embarrasing me, haha!

Ew, look at that hooker shit all over James. You can practically see the fumes coming out of her underwear.

by Yesenia Rodriguez June 13, 2008

Hooker meat

This comes from the pickton farm murders from B.C. Canada, these brothers killed a bunch of hookers & fed them to thier pigs over 15 years. Okay a little distasteful but have a ha ha.

"Is that hooker meat in your sandwich"?

by Bridget_ July 13, 2007

hooker-clown

A woman wearing too much makeup which gives off the appearance of a mix between a rodeo clown and a prostitute.

News Reporter: Michele Bachmann looked like a hooker clown during the first round of debates

Guy 1: You see that girl across the bar with the heavy eyeliner and red lipstick?

Guy 2:Yeah! She totally looks like a hooker-clown.

by camnewtownmvp November 1, 2011

Hooker Jacked

When you pick up a hooker and get it on, then if you fall asleep she cleans out your wallet and takes off.

Pete went out got himself a ho then passed out, when he woke up in the morning his wallet was empty and he was stranded at the Mustang Ranch, poor Pete got Hooker Jacked.

by Stew Nic December 9, 2008