The fat Ho in the office who so pathetically desperate and lonely during the holiday season that she try’s offering herself to happily married men. Then to justify this disgusting act claims she is the married mans true soulmate.
The holiday home-wrecker is at it again. I told her she should try and spread holiday cheer I didn’t mean spread her legs.
by Hol9000 December 24, 2017
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by sxlvxxr July 30, 2021
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by Sando Trouton September 10, 2025
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Summer S Holiday is quite the hottie, no no I don't find her attractive, she is melting my skin off.
by BaconBoi2000 March 30, 2023
Get the Summer S Holiday mug.Noun: A sarcastic name given to the practice of people applying for government's grants related to covid-19, and then using those grants to not take on new education or work to find a new job. Also known as an Expenses Paid Canadian Holiday.
I heard that Jamie is still on Canadian Holiday, she collected a CERB loan, a CEBA grant and she's still living outside of Mexico City in that commune. Now that's what I call and all expenses paid Canadian Holiday. Is that bad? Is that wrong?
by robtyrie March 29, 2024
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Get the MacArthur Holiday mug.An illness where one is in state of being like Hamlet around Christmas time. Common symptoms of Holiday Hamlet include going insane, accidentally killing an old guy with a cane, or killing your uncle aka father. One easy way to spot someone with a case of Holiday Hamlet is if they are incessantly spouting the "To be or not to be" monologue
"To be or not to be" said Chloe.
Tanir responded to her, "You must have Holiday Hamlet! Quick, we need to go to the hospital."
Tanir responded to her, "You must have Holiday Hamlet! Quick, we need to go to the hospital."
by Gummy Worm Enthusiast December 10, 2021
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