Joke Hitler

#1: A person who has a history of killing jokes

#2: A person you try to avoid because they kill jokes so much

Guy #1: Why did the chicken cross the street?
Guy #2: Why?
Guy #1: To get to the other side!
Guy #1 + Guy #2: *Laugh*
Guy #3: Haha, Yeah. Like what was it thinking crossing a dangerous street like that?
Guy #1: heh.... haha
Guy #3: Like, "Hey, look at me i'm a chicken!" haha
Guy #2: *sigh*
Guy #3: I wonder if a cop would arrest the chicken for jaywalking. haha
Guy #1: Was i even talking to you?
Guy #3: ....I'll go back to my hole now. *walks away*
Guy #2: Dude, what a joke hitler.

by Trisepticon 4 July 3, 2009

adolf hitler

a nazi who took over germany in the 1930s and kicked the living shit, literally, out of the jewish people. Fuck you hitler

i saw a memorial of adolf hitler the other day and i cummed on it.

by adalf hatler November 9, 2009

Pasty Hitler

While recieving oral pleasure, you remove the penis and unload on her upper lip, then proceed to pluck some pubes and "paste" them on the upper lip....and don't forget to salute

James was quite proud after seeing Wilma adorned with her new Pasty Hitler

by phrase December 2, 2003

the anti-Hitler

A moustache that doesn't meet in the middle, usually because the 'tache owner cannot grow hair directly underneath their nose on their philtrum, where the entirety of Adolf Hitler's moustache was located.

Technically it is two seperate moustaches.

"I am growing a moustache, but because I don't grow hair in the middle, I will have to grow the anti-Hitler instead."

by sportchameleon January 28, 2010

Hitler Vegetarian

From Wikipedia and its cited sources: Vegetarianism_of_Adolf_Hitler

A person who only eats meat occasionally, when it fancies him or her.

I don't have meat in my house, but if there is a good filet mignon on the menu, I go all Hitler Vegetarian.

by lambanlaa January 11, 2009

Hitler's Law

As an online discussion grows longer, the probability of a comparison invoking Godwin approaches one.

Hitler's Law is active in that forum.

by G33k December 16, 2004

hitler 'stache

the small bit of pubic hair left on the mound after a spring trim

"summers comming, time to trim up my hitler 'stache"

by julsinthebox May 2, 2005