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hater-fluids

1. Juices said to stimulate hater lobes, allowing advanced levels of hating.
2. Various liquid mixtures created in unison to stimulate the dorsal "hater" lobe.
3. Any drink, usually containing more that 33% alcohol, that when consumed; causes a verbal voicing of one's innermost thoughts usually fueled by jealousy.
Skeeter: Hey Polly, I just got some 14's on my Geo metro; you wanna go for a ride?
Polly: Ummm, NO! what you need to do is level up and get out my face, loser!
Skeeter: What! No, what you need to do is stop sippin on those hater-fluids and fix that lazy eye.
by bananaconda68 August 23, 2006
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super hater

This hater goes beyond the "normal" limits of a level 1 hater. A super hater will not feel happy in life until he/she has sabotaged your character, relationships, vehicles, jobs etc. This hater is dangerous. Defensive action is necessary against these types of haters. Super haters{superus haterai} live in extreme conditions. For example, if you happened to be in a super haters car on the freeway and expressed that you were cold, they would roll all the windows down even if they were cold too. These "people" cannot feel happiness for another person. They are psychologically scarred from events in their lives that were hateristically traumatic. The best way to spot a super hater is to read the signs. If you meet a person and they begin to tell you negative things about another person that you don't even know, chances are, you have encountered a super hater. Exercise extreme caution with this individual. Never tell a super hater good news, current achievements, stories of success, sexual conquests, or anything that has to do with you rising up in the world.
super hater-"goddammit!!! i can't stand that son of bitch!!!!

person- "what did he do to you?"

super hater- "he had sex with katie and i really like her!!"

person- "maybe if you were not such a mothafuckin super hater, you would have had a chance!!!"

superhater- "screw you pal!!"

super haters thoughts- "maybe i will just key his new car, that'll show him, yeah!!!!!"
by young tut March 3, 2008
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bush hater

a man who does not like pubic hair on a womans vagina.
that womans hair pie made me become a bush hater.
by cregets23 August 22, 2006
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hater potater

Someone who is giving out hate and likes to be a potato at the same time.
marc: tumblr is so stupid
me: stop being such a hater potater
by Dr.phil August 1, 2012
mugGet the hater potatermug.

Ninjago haters

They don't exist.
by Snaukball July 3, 2022
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Trend Hater

An asshole douchebag who hates on popular stuff and anyone who enjoys it to inflate their ego because they think it makes them look cool and edgy. For example, look at Reddit and 4chan. They're full of trend haters. If you have a contradictory opinion on anything they hate like Fortnite, they'll do one of 3 things.

1. They'll Dox you

2. They'll send death threats towards you

3. They'll try to force their opinion on you.

If you hate a trend, fine. But that dosen't mean go nuclear when someone has an opinion on popular stuff contradictory to your own.
If you're one of those death threat sending Trend Hater trolls, shame on you.
by Maya Butreeks March 12, 2021
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Coldplay hater

Kindly put, people who dislike and/or constantly criticize the british alternative band, Coldplay.

...Not-so-kindly put (yet truthfully), people (mostly males) who claim to hate or strongly dislike Coldplay, mostly because of petty reasons such as the lead singer's decision to name his daughter Apple, the fact that they sound a bit like Radiohead, and the few claims of plagiarism made against them.

I've repeatedly found that 70-80% of Coldplay haters normally consist of avid death metal, emo/screamo or rap listeners; extremely close-minded people, men trying far too hard to be masculine, or just people with terrible taste in music. Many include all of these traits.

Many, many haters try way too hard to be clever with their insults, and usually end up overstating the band's faults extremely.

The main trait that most Coldplay haters tend to share is a longing to appear "cool" or "hardcore" in their musical tastes. for example, you won't normally find a dubstep or heavy metal listener admitting their love for Coldplay.

They will often call the band 'gay', and whiny, as well as stating that 'only fags' listen to the band.

Many choose to target the lead singer, Chris Martin (as made evident in uD entries for him), deeming him a whiny middle-aged man; and nothing more.

Coldplay haters can also, though rarely, be people who just don't like the band, rather than hate them, and just choose not to listen to them instead of constantly bashing them.
Coldplay hater: "dude, Coldplay is so gay. all they do is whine and they sing about...feelings. who the hell sings about feelings? theyre just so gay and their frontman named his kid after a fruit and theyre stupid and yeah." ((coldplay hater proceeds to put on headphones and blast Metallica at full volume))

Coldplay supporter: "Looks like someone had a bit too much haterade to drink. Why don't you just go rant about it on urban dictionary?"
by lilianloves August 12, 2012
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