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Moroccan Handshake

When two men insert their hands one into the anus and the other into the vagina and meet in the middle
Terry and his girlfriend met Barry at the bar and used the restroom to perform a Moroccan Handshake
by SteveMarley420 May 28, 2016
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portland handshake

If you come at me I'm going to give you a Portland handshake.
by That guy CP February 3, 2021
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cheeseburger handshake

When a person with a large gut bumps or grazes you with said large gut.
"Fucking Bobandy gives me a cheeseburger handshake every time he walks by my desk."
by Rancho Relaxo May 11, 2016
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louisville handshake

my cousin and his wife came up for the family reunion and she gave me a Louisville handshake behind the barn.
by nastynikk July 15, 2020
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Wollongong handshake

The Wollongong handshake is a unique way people from Wollongong and the Illawarra region of NSW (especially fucken Dapto) use to greet each other.

To use the Wollongong handshake you must find a sharp object (e.g. A knife, a sharpened toothbrush etc.) then you walk up to someone to greet them and shiv them in the guts.
G’day Tony! *proceeds to give the Wollongong handshake* Hope you’re doin well. *Tony proceeds to bleed out*
by durrymunchayoda June 18, 2022
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Handshake Blowjob

Used by older groups of swingers

when everyone is nude ( so usually a pool party ) Couples meeting for the first time would frequently: A. Men shook hands

B. Women would hug each other

C. Women would then give the man they met a friendly slurp of his cock

( averaging 4 or 5 seconds )
I knew Jane & John were going to be fun people to have at the party. I could tell from the handshake blowjob when we met .... they liked to party.
by DJKOKC December 14, 2020
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Hot'Lanta Handshake

Where a male vomits on his own erect penis, then uses the vomit as lube to jerk himself off. He then proceeds to catch his cum in his mouth.
I was going to invite my girlfriend over for sex, but decided it was too much hassle. So I gave myself a Hot'Lanta Handshake and went to bed.
by Handshakes for All May 29, 2017
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