Speed Gook

A person who drives a drifter/tuner type car and is of the Asian persuasion. Vehicle will usually be covered with performance parts logo stickers that they wish were on their car. Most of the time there will also be a large fin/spoiler on the trunk of the car. Also there will be a large coffee can shaped muffler under the rear fender of the car. They will most often wear some type of hip hop outfit. They often pretend to have ninja skills or some other wu-tang clan type abilities. Some times non-asian people exhibit this behavior these people are called speed fags.

speed gooks

by Laughing at your dumb asses March 8, 2011

John Goodspeed

The act of tolerance when working with absolute idiots. Usually when there is a holier-than-thou individual involved.

Melanie really John Goodspeeded Ivan today.

by Fat Ivan February 23, 2014

Damaged Goods

The change will do you good
I always knew it would
Sometimes I'm thinking that I love you
But I know it's only lust
Your kiss so sweet
Your sweat so sour
Your kiss so sweet
Your sweat so sour
Your kiss so sweet
Your sweat so sour
Sometimes I'm thinking that I love you
But I know it's only lust
The sins of the flesh
Are simply sins of lust
Sweat's running down your neck
Sweat's running down your back
Heated surface in the sun
Colder surface in the night (never saw your body)
Your kiss so sweet
Your sweat so sour
Sometimes I'm thinking that I love you
But I know it's only lust
A change will do you good
I always knew it would
You know the change will do you good
You know the change will do you good

Damaged goods
Send 'em back
I can't work, I can't achieve
Send 'em back
Open the till
Give me the change you said would do me good
Your kiss so sweet
Your sweat so sour
Sometimes I'm thinking that I love you
But I know it's only lust
The change will do you good
I always knew it would
You know the change will do you good
You know the change will do you good
Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye, goodbye (bye)
Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye (bye)
Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye, goodbye (bye)
Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye (bye)

by Death Menace February 18, 2023

gookanism

A domestic automobile who has had many modifications made to make it look better and faster. BUT it turns out looking like a gooker.

Did you see that Yellow Ford Escape? What a gookanism!

by Dr. Wing January 17, 2005

Gook sim

Simply a dim sim made fresh from slaughtered asian people.

These ACTUALLY exist and have been sighted in China and Vietnem (during the Vietnam war by the Americans).

American: "Hey dude could you chuck us one of them gook sims?"

Other American: "Sure man, made from the finest asians money can buy!"

by Jack Labala February 2, 2008

glooks

wearing a chain
wearing a bass bro shops hat
wearing a vineyard vine shirt

“yo that chain is truly glooks.”

by theodorevonstrudel June 27, 2021

Gook Slap

The art of challenging a Japanese nintnedo fan to a duel.

A movie player based on Divx.

Im gon' Gook Slap yo' with my duelling glove, bitch.

Quote - "Move bitch, get out' the way" - Christopher Brian Bridges (Ludacris - 2002)

by Simee December 14, 2008