jamie: "hey wanna chat?"
josh: "no my battery is at fucking 2% my device is gonna fucking die shit im gonna run out of battery"
jamie: "im actually osama bin laden back from death and my hiding spot is in your mom"
josh: "no my battery is at fucking 2% my device is gonna fucking die shit im gonna run out of battery"
jamie: "im actually osama bin laden back from death and my hiding spot is in your mom"
by grpo January 30, 2025
Get the shit im gonna run out of batterymug. An ineffective limp wristed confusing threat. A phrase that is intended to replace “I’m gonna kick your ass” but would most likely leave the threatened party believing that the person uttering this phrase is romantically interested in them.
by Krashski October 15, 2018
Get the I’m gonna take you to prommug. it's kinda joke that teenagers says to their parents to see their reaction and most of time their reaction would be
horrified then the Teenager says it was a joke even though it wasn't
horrified then the Teenager says it was a joke even though it wasn't
Parents: what are you thinking about son?
Teenager: I'm gonna suicide
Parents: What the No don't do it we love you
Teenager: I'm joking I'm joking
Teenager: I'm gonna suicide
Parents: What the No don't do it we love you
Teenager: I'm joking I'm joking
by Someone that's happy November 3, 2023
Get the I'm gonna suicidemug. by Random Words & Definitions November 22, 2023
Get the You're Gonna Diemug. 
by Pee Pee McAss October 5, 2020
Get the jimmy, do we have a designated chest for jungle wood? because we're gonna need onemug. “im gonna kms”
“no don’t. trust me there’s people that actually care about u”
“name them”
“uhh..umm”
“that’s right dummeh”
*ods*
“no don’t. trust me there’s people that actually care about u”
“name them”
“uhh..umm”
“that’s right dummeh”
*ods*
by yo shii January 23, 2024
Get the im gonna kmsmug.