GIRL HELP

/ɡərl help/
expression

in which one expresses distress about a completely overexaggerated situation. typically used when one is in a body of water, or stuck in a large object.

"GIRL HELP I AM IN THE WATER"

by UNITED UNION OF DAVE April 7, 2021

Standby girl

A girl that you used to have sex with, and still can, but you only go there when nothing better is available.

Dude: Remember stinky-pussy Ann?
Bro: Your standby girl from the coffee shop?
Dude: Yep. I hit that hard last night. She never says no.

by Southoftheborder June 3, 2017

Crane Girl

Girls from a particular school in Oregon, usually they are as loose as a 2 dollar whore, stink like the ocean, and their breath smells of penis. They are most known for their actions of being total cunts.

That girls breath smells of penis, it is probably a Crane Girl

Guy 1: Do you smell that ?
Guy 2: It’s just a Crane Girl with her legs open .

Man : why you gotta be such like a Crane Girl
Girl :just because I ride dick every night doesn’t mean I’m a Crane Girl

by GrampaChip May 18, 2018

National Kiss A Volleyball Girl Day

October 29

Today is the day to fulfill your volleyball dreams and kiss a volleyball girl.

Joe: Gary, What your favorite day?
Gary: My favorite day is October 29th!

Joe: That’s a random day. Why?
Gary: Because it’s National Kiss A Volleyball Girl Day!

Joe: I love volleyball girls!!
Gary: Me too!

by shrilankawe18 October 24, 2019

What did you say girl?

An expressions confusedable quote from my asian cousin...

My Japanese cousin: My girl looking fine, she's dark-skin hispanic tho

Me: Yeah but my boyfriend looking sexy, he has blue half green eyes and you know, he has blonde curly long hair tho but you know that, he wants to smoke but he really listening to 80s rock, but he's hot

My Japanese cousin: What did you say girl?

by LilSammie November 5, 2020

Girldozer

A group of girls that insists on walking "cutely" side-by-side and arm-in-arm completely inconsiderate of anyone who may be walking the opposite direction or trying to get around them.

I was walking down the sidewalk to class, and a 5-wide girldozer totally plowed me over!

by bluelf88 February 19, 2011

Girl Drew

The most beautiful girl there is. She's ridiculously amazing. She never fails to make you smile or laugh. She's always going to be there for you. There's nobody better than a girl named drew, especially not my drew. She is someone that you will never want to lose and instead keep forever. She stays on your mind all day every day and is a freaky gal. Drew's are the best females.

I love the drew

Who's he?

No the girl drew, silly

Oh I know right, she's amazing and makes my pears bounce.

by drew's man April 28, 2019