Gnome

The gnomes are an outdoors decorations made from ceramic and are most commonly found on lawns and the deepest depths of Hell. They sustain on human energy. Beware of the gnomes. Kill on sight.

A -Yo, I saw a gnome yesterday on my bed.
B -Burn your house and run while you can.

by gnomeisdangerousRUN March 14, 2021

gnome orgies

While playing Bingo, it is the state of having all of the "G" numbers on your card crossed off.

Now that they called "G-54" I have gnome orgies on this card.

by biblioforhire May 12, 2016

Jewish gnome

"Jewish Gnome" A.K.A Mac Miller's alter ego.

Or
A Jew that behaves like a Gnome. Tends gardens, uses rakes and picks...not to mention hoes. Many many garden hoes for this gnome...

"Hey, by the way have you ever been Jewish gnomed??" Is a very common way of using the term "Jewish Gnome"+

by Properbullsh!t😺🚬🚬🍪🌈☮🕖 August 3, 2019

Gnome

hoogh

hes not a gnoblin, not a gnelf he’s a gnome

by AUTISTICREATURE May 19, 2023

Gnome Bacon

Something that only good gnomes can have

"Can I have my gnome bacon now?"
"No, you know the rule"
"Only good gnomes who don't make people unable to walk can have their gnome bacon..."

by NotSoAverageArtist June 29, 2025

Gnome attack

When the very aggressive violator Mike sees a gnome and punches somebody in the nuts but because he has a General fear of gnomes

I put a gnome in mikes yard and he gnome attacked me very aggressively

by Hard at work September 17, 2021

Gnoming

When your on the sesh and you go round looking for garden/lawn ornaments to steal, (preferably gnomes) to add to your collection of stuff you’ve stolen on messy Mandy nights with the lads.

“ once we’ve done a couple lines do you wanna go gnoming”

by Sesh club 7 June 12, 2018