Pants Gnomes

When a male has a very obvious Erection. Those Gnomes be hitching tents in those boys pants. Like a fucking camping trip.
"Damn, that guy has a serious case of Pants Gnomes, I feel bad for him"
by Little Red in the Hood July 16, 2016
mugGet the Pants Gnomesmug.

Gnoming

When your on the sesh and you go round looking for garden/lawn ornaments to steal, (preferably gnomes) to add to your collection of stuff you’ve stolen on messy Mandy nights with the lads.
“ once we’ve done a couple lines do you wanna go gnoming”
by Sesh club 7 June 12, 2018
mugGet the Gnomingmug.

Honey Gnome

The Honey Gnome got a little too close to my house so I had him publicly executed by a firing squad
by That Fat Furry Is Scary October 15, 2023
mugGet the Honey Gnomemug.

Gnoming

To hunt for gnomes
The action of hunting for gnomes
Maria went gnoming in her garden
by lol I pop June 30, 2023
mugGet the Gnomingmug.

gnome

When a guy falls below a girls standards but she keeps leading him on because he's a good backup. Usually you rank super high in one or two qualities whether it's attractiveness, intelligence/wit, niceness, charm, etc. but you fall short in other categories, so she wants you sometimes but she's not interested in the whole package.
"How can I impress a girl to get her to like me" Guy 1
"Dude, don't. You'll just get turned into her gnome" Guy 2
by gotchubro March 1, 2020
mugGet the gnomemug.

Gnomed

1. To be destroyed by gnome/s.
2. To yeet.
3. To have your entire life ruined by a gnome/s
by Epic Memer Tortoise Boi June 1, 2020
mugGet the Gnomedmug.

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