When a male has a very obvious Erection. Those Gnomes be hitching tents in those boys pants. Like a fucking camping trip.
by Little Red in the Hood July 16, 2016

When your on the sesh and you go round looking for garden/lawn ornaments to steal, (preferably gnomes) to add to your collection of stuff you’ve stolen on messy Mandy nights with the lads.
by Sesh club 7 June 12, 2018

by That Fat Furry Is Scary October 15, 2023

by lol I pop June 30, 2023

When a guy falls below a girls standards but she keeps leading him on because he's a good backup. Usually you rank super high in one or two qualities whether it's attractiveness, intelligence/wit, niceness, charm, etc. but you fall short in other categories, so she wants you sometimes but she's not interested in the whole package.
"How can I impress a girl to get her to like me" Guy 1
"Dude, don't. You'll just get turned into her gnome" Guy 2
"Dude, don't. You'll just get turned into her gnome" Guy 2
by gotchubro March 1, 2020

by Epic Memer Tortoise Boi June 1, 2020
