Grass Gnomes

A substitute for assholes to use around children who's parents are assholes

These damn grass gnomes blocking the road need to MOVE!

by Neb Ulysses September 9, 2022

Absolute Garden Gnome

That one guy who eats all your food in your fridge with his pants off.
He wack, but he yo homie. you get mad at him but you get over it.
He comes out as gay but he's still your little horny elf.
he sends you dick pics but you still love him.

"You mother fucking absolute garden gnome i hate you come here and suck my dick"

by a3sw4ed5rftijkoplkijuhygtfrdfy October 22, 2020

gnome day

Gnome day is on May 26!!! Celebrate and appreciate the gnomes that protect you.

Omg it’s a gnome dayyyy

by Ava Silva February 18, 2023

Gnoming

When your on the sesh and you go round looking for garden/lawn ornaments to steal, (preferably gnomes) to add to your collection of stuff you’ve stolen on messy Mandy nights with the lads.

“ once we’ve done a couple lines do you wanna go gnoming”

by Sesh club 7 June 12, 2018

Gnome attack

When the very aggressive violator Mike sees a gnome and punches somebody in the nuts but because he has a General fear of gnomes

I put a gnome in mikes yard and he gnome attacked me very aggressively

by Hard at work September 17, 2021

Gnoming

To hunt for gnomes
The action of hunting for gnomes

Maria went gnoming in her garden

by lol I pop June 30, 2023

Honey Gnome

A Gnome covered in honey

The Honey Gnome got a little too close to my house so I had him publicly executed by a firing squad

by That Fat Furry Is Scary October 15, 2023