garfenfunkel

It is the taste after throwing up that lingers in your mouth.

The worst part of throwing up is the garfenfunkel!

by Word dummy April 9, 2020

Garfield

God

Garfield: exists
Me: My lord and saviour please forgive me of my sins

by Ñüttŷ Pëêń May 13, 2020

garfield style

Having sexual intercourse whilst consuming lasagna. Hence forth calling upon the Erdreich horror of the deep known as Garfield once you climax.

P1: "Bro she let me go Garfield style on her last night "

P2:" lucky asssssss"

by No1Shagger June 14, 2020

garfslut

A person who is obsessed with and romantically/sexually enthralled with Garfield the cat

I don't know about you, but I'm a TOTAL garfslut

by Mr. MeowMeow September 10, 2020

Garfieldrxz

One of the best and sexiest mod in the datarxz discord server. Sadly as of writing this, he doesnt have senior. This sexy ass fucking mod deserves senior mod. G4S

we need Garfieldrxz to be senior mod #G4S

by justdia October 31, 2020

Garfunkel Says

A kiddie game whereby you get credit if you always remember to NOT comply with a request if "Garfunkel says" is uttered beforehand.

I love playing "Garfunkel Says" wif da neighborhood kids, but da problem is dat I often have trouble remembering if da action-requester actually said "da magic words" or not, and so I tend to get GarFLUNKeled a lot during said uproarious game. :P

by QuacksO December 6, 2020

garfberry

Garfberry is a name for some of the most retarded people on the face of the earth

Garfberry is one of the worse staff, if not the worst, of all time. I can't believe he hasn't been fire/demoted yet!

by MN7278 December 30, 2020