Titty Rubbing Gash Poker

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Titty Rubbing Gash Poker

You call somone on the phone and there line is engaged you'd say.
"Jesus fuck, Titty Rubbing Gash Poker"
or
Friend 1: "You manage to get through to them?"
Friend 2: "Nah man, Titty Rubbing Gash Poker"

by jiz master zer0 February 27, 2008

Paws in the Gash

When a man sticks his fingers inside a womens cavity

Hey DJ did Trevor stick his paws in the gash

by Jaysean Derullo March 11, 2011

Gash Gremlins

A kid, son/ daughter.

Can you please get your "Gash Gremlins"

to shut the fuck up as they have not stopped screaming at each other for the entire journey.

by Pcoops69 October 15, 2022

gashe

When something is some what experience expensive but is terrible and or useless.

“Why’d you buy that it’s so gashe.”

by Crams September 15, 2019

Gashed

Mostly used in gay and drag culture; A person with an extremely loose penis receptacle, likely from having so many penises throw in it up to this point.

You think John has a tight Bussy?

NO, gurl! He’s GASHED for the GODS!!

by Queen Supreme May 20, 2020

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by Geometry dashing July 5, 2025

No Splash, No Gash

The frightening war cry of the common Toilet Tyrone or similar toilet-based salesperson commonly found in dingy nightclubs in an, often vain attempt to engulf you in a cloud of Joop, CK One or Davidoff Cool Water in exchange for whatever you can find in your back pocket (pennys, washers, lint etc)

Toilet salesman: "No Splash, No Gash!"
Clueless toilet patron: "U wot m8?"
Toilet salesman: *unleashes cloud of musk* "U pay now"
Clueless toilet patron: "Please stop..."

by Bigby89 September 7, 2020