Gabe

Gabe is one crazy mother fucker plays a lot of videos games not very good most Gabe’s are usually perverts and they love to smoke

Are you talking about the pervert gabe?

by Jackson gabberis July 10, 2019

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Gabe

If you ever meet a Gabe you need to hold onto him because he is loyal and sweet and kind and funny and he is a bif teddy bear. Also don't ever call him a liar because he will never lie to you and also it will piss him off and thats how you lose him. And another way to keep him is don't listen to his friends cuz they tend to tell you things that aren't true. A Gabe is a trustworthy amazing guy and he would do anything for you and if he is going through something make sure you are there for him because he will and always will be there for you. It would absolutely suck to lose a Gabe and you will realize it and keep realizing it even if it is has been months since you lost him. Don't lose him, he is funny, sweet, caring, loyal as hell, and he is the greatest companion to have....if you can keep him for LIFE.

I love you Gabe, sorry for calling you a liar... :(

by Me=bae December 16, 2018

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Gabe

Blond. Short. And really annoying, he has no friends and will fuck anyone on the first date. Really desperate. Really really desperate. Tiny dick. Will date anyone just to get a free meal and some sex. really desperate little mother fucker.
Is in love with a stripper that he met in the bar. Has no life, no friends, no family, no relatives cause everyone thinks he's creepy

Person 1. Omg!! I think Gabe likes me
Person 2. Hell nah girl, you're too good for him, he fucks on the first date
Person 1. Ew he needs help

by yes, i am a bitch June 17, 2018

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