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gary indiana

bad ass city
the only cool city in indiana
michael and janet jackson are from there
full of steel mills and big buildings with broken windows
i hail from GI gary indiana
by mikegalajfljdfakljlsj March 13, 2008
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gary lineker

Big eared, left wing, BBC brownnosing gimp that scoffs crisps for a living. Will attempt to steal any packet of Walkers you may have like a cheeky seagull at the beach.
Friend 1- I'm really worried about myself.
Friend 2-why?
Friend 1- I think I'm having a nervous breakdown. Think I'm turning into a Gary Lineker.
by Josemourinho'sunderpants March 28, 2019
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Gary the Pole Smoker

A middle aged man, ordinarily wearing an earring, and driving a cab.... often times while giving head to teenage boys

a/k/a The hardest of hard money lenders.
I was driving home from work yesterday and i saw Gary the Pole Smoker with that small vietnamese boy again
by dirty darrell October 16, 2008
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gary oakley

Noun- the original chav, from latin Oakleytum Chavitus
"That burbery hat makes you look like GAry Oakley"
by Oxford Uni December 19, 2004
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Gary Johnson

A sexual position for two male partners, a variant of scissoring. In this position the partners scissor while facing in almost opposite directions, allowing each partner to penetrate the others anus simultaneously. This position can be very intense and satisfying. It can also be very tiring. Great care must be taken to protect each partners ballsack and avoid them being crushed during thrusts. Generally the free hand not used to support you weight should be used to keep your ballsack to one side away from the crush zone.
Oh my God, Jake fucking crushed my balls last night. We were Gary Johnsoning really hard and it was great, but then he twisted his hips and smashed right into the jewels. I nearly passed out. I couldn't even enjoy a blowjob after that. I had to smoke a ton of reefer just to calm down. Now I have blue balls and bruised balls. I mean seriously, this is the last time I put up with this. Jake's got one more chance and then I'm going to break up with him and find a man that actually knows how to fuck.
by ProlapsedDickhole November 25, 2016
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Gary x23x

A clone from Vault 108 who has moved onto playing GTA IV The Ballad of Gay Tony. Usually seen with another clone, Gary x54x. From experience, I have noticed they do not kill you if you do not kill them.
Gary x23x is attacking me because I shot him first!
by Moria Brown April 22, 2010
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Gary Hoona

Gary hoona is a fictional charachter created from a Chicken Bhuna from The Royal Indian takeaway in Winterton, North Lincolnshire.
Gary hoona is almost like The Stig. He is awesome at everything he does and is by far the best at anything he turns his hand to. Either or both of Gary Hoonas names can be used as a verb although when both names are used it is usually as an expression of extreme greatness.
1. "Mate that curry was so good, I feel like Gary Hoona"

2. "That car was absolutely Hooning it down the road"

3. "I am absolutely Gary Hoona'd"
by Thenegativeone March 30, 2011
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