Friendship Ghoul

A narcissistic and weak-minded person that befriends you primarily to use your vulnerabilities as topics of conversation with other people so as to feel superior about their own feckless and meaningless existence. Related to Energy Vampires and Schadenfreude whores.

I thought he was a good, caring friend but it turns out he’s just a duplicitous friendship ghoul that’s been sharing my secrets with a Schadenfreude whore that he’s been trying to smash for several years.

by ShivaTrophy October 8, 2022

Friendship Virus

The creator of the Friendship thread of Urban Dictionary, not the pandemic. Connect with the Torontonian on garbagewizard.com

Farren: Hey man! Did the Canadian Police put your personal chats online?
Aayush: I don't know, but I have been called the 'friendship virus' for a long time.

Fariha: I am so very famous. I played on the City-winning TDSB cricket team. How did you know about the virus while at High School?
Garbage Wizard: Email me, you shitposting freaks. Most of what you have been reading on Urban Dictionary is from my personal chats with a beauty queen. I am a Friendship Virus.

by anonymous January 4, 2022

friendship crush

A crush with platonic feelings, you really want to befriend them

"Katie is a really funny and great person person, I think I have a friendship crush on her."

by doctorphil'sleftbigtoe January 6, 2022

friendship baby

a baby adopted by two friends who are very close and hug but are not in a sexual relationship. usually two girls or a a girl and a boy

MY SISTER MIFFY AND HER FRIEND LILY ADOPTED A FRIENDSHIP BABY THEY TAKE CARE OF IT TOGHETER

by GRAXXON January 6, 2022

Adams-Friendship

Crusty, toothless inbreds

"How do you know the toothbrush was invented in Adams-Friendship? -If it were invented anywhere else, it would be called a 'toothbrush'"

by whitetrash54902 June 3, 2022

Friendship Day

August 22nd!
Kaidi and Sophie day! a day to appreciate your best friend names kaidi or sophie!

person1: im so sad
person2: why? it’s kaidi and sophie day!/friendship day
person1: thank god!

by my babes December 12, 2021

Ropes of Friendship

The action of a man shooting cum on their friend after sex.

Him: hey we been friends for awhile now and I’d like to share my ropes of friendship with you

Her: what’s that?

Him: it’s when we fuck as friends and I shoot some ropes of cum on you as a token of our friendship.

Her: game

by 805Mike December 12, 2021