No Shit

1. Obviously
2. You don't say; I didn't know that.

1. Jason: You have an appointment at 3.
Rick: No shit.
2. Jason: I heard Jess has been out of state for the past week.
Rick: No shit? I thought she was staying at a friend's house.

by Aldridge517 May 16, 2013

Shitted

When you get too spooked

I just shitted myself.

by bigman234 January 1, 2020

SHIT

S- SURE
H- HAPPY
I- ITS
T-THUSDAY

DACIA: OMG MADDIE SHIT!
MADDIE:MEEH TOO LOVE NOW I'M GOING TO HAVE TO PANTIE RAID YOU

by Chuck Claudenfinklesteinenberg December 5, 2009

shit

Someone's feces.

I stepped in some dog shit on my walk

by Bob Hokok December 15, 2008

The Shit

One whom kicks ass. Also they are bad ass.

Yoda is the shit.

by Skoggs March 20, 2010

shit

1.a word you would use if you were like "danget! i forgot something"

2. a pile of poo

1. oh shit! i forgot to turn off the dryer!
2. look at that shit that's in the toilet!

by FUTBOLFREAK4 July 13, 2009

shit

its what i am.

i am the shit.

by phatnatnigga December 21, 2009