Foot Jockey

A foot jockey is when a man or woman sits on the foot of another man or woman securely placing the foot in their anus.

Rick just gave Janet a Foot Jockey and he needs to throw out his socks.

by mister bates bites camels January 2, 2011

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foot long

When one eats a subway 12 inch and needs to take a dump straight afterwards.

A decription of the size of the crap brewing inside of you.

*wrapping up empty subway wrapper*

Man i gotta go to the toliet to do a foot long now

by The Fonz585 November 16, 2006

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Someone with limited co-ordination of their feet in a sporting context, usually whilst playing football (soccer). Inability to control the ball can lead to this insult being used, as will inaccurate wayward shooting and disgraceful yet clumsy scything tackles. Feet can also be unusually large or misshapen, like melons, or breeze blocks.

Clyde : Don't pass to that bell end, he'll just spunk it over the bar. He's such a boubadoop foot.

by mangani May 15, 2009

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African Footing

1. Traveling without shoes on foot

2.Traveling a long distance on foot, most likely without shoes.

Kyle:Hey can you give me a ride home?
Myles:No
Kyle:Alright, I'll just African foot it.

Example 2
Tony:I had to walk all the way home barefoot last night.
Keith:Oh, you were African footing it?

by Dirty Goolash October 12, 2010

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Foot Thong

2011-forward name for flip flops.

"Damn it! I left my Foot Thongs at home, and now I've got tar balls all over my feet"

"Dude, your Foot Thongs are giving me beach wood"!!

"Don't make me break my Foot Thong off up in your Ass".

by jeffstick May 18, 2011

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