Compulsive Flake

Rachel Watkins

I wanted to have friends, but then I realised i'm a compulsive flake.

by SuperMcnuggets September 09, 2017

Poop flake

Poop poop

Poop flake am loving it

by Your a bottt boy June 21, 2019

no frosted flakes

Serials scratched off

Yo I need some hammers with no frosted flakes.

by JSKNATION November 16, 2017

Shitty ass flake

Bro if someone calls you this they have no friends.

“Your really throwing out a good friendship for a shitty ass flake madison”

by Madssawy January 03, 2021

Thora Flakes

They are marketed as dried fried onions, however they are the dried remains of Thora Hird.

Would you like thora flakes with that?

by Jambodia, King of the toilet people April 26, 2003

frosted flaking

After having sex with C-grade older women and wearing the same pair of jeans for weeks, a peeling infection persists on the penis and deposits large white particles over time resembling a bowl of sugar coated corn cereal.

When he finally washed his jeans,the dryer filter clogged because he had been frosted flaking for three fortnights.

by DakotaSlim November 30, 2015

Shake n' Flake

When a person is tailing you very close while you are in your car and you get rustled. However you are such a BAMF that you slow right the fuck down and try to get the guy/girl to pass you (hopefully in the oncoming lane). Then when you see them turn to try and pass you, you hit the gas and drive faster than the person. If they tried to pass you in an oncoming lane, you slow the fuck down so they can't get back into lane, forcing them to come to a complete stop.

(Inspired by Shake n' Bake from Ricky Bobby)

You just pulled a Shake n' Flake!

by Shake n' Flake May 02, 2014