Fish Vet

A gynecologist. A doctor who specifies in women's sexual organs.

John: Where is Lisa?

Dave: She has gone to get herself checked out by the fish vet.

by de_boike November 26, 2010

Fish and Chipocrite

A person who claims to be a vegetarian but still eats fish.

Isn't Ann a vegetarian?
Yes, but she still eats fish.
What a Fish and Chipocrite!

by emilymle October 9, 2011

fish-lipped bitty

A term popularized by the great tv show "Scrubs" describing an attractive women who is bad kisser.

"I know she's yo wife but you can keep that fish-lipped bitty!"

by cee dub 10 December 16, 2012

Dead Fish Mouth

A girl or a guy who doesn't enjoy giving oral. They leave their mouth open and don't suck or move their tongue.

By not doing anything with their mouth or tongue, the other person is getting no enjoyment out of receiving head.

She just wasn't into the bj, I might as well just have stuck my wang in a large mouth bass, woulda felt the same. I hate when I get bad head, damn dead fish mouth girl!

by Dex Doom December 19, 2013

Sampson Fish

A sexy fish found in the tropical waters of Heron Island. Commonly found with the Bellarachie sucker fish.

Oh look there's a Sampson fish over there!

by MagicMirrie December 21, 2014

california fish wrap

an action during sex when a girl takes a shit as she orgasms and the guy shoves his dick into the turd and cums into it

the definition of the california fish wrap tells it all

by lolcrack April 26, 2014

albino fish lick

The act of eating cocaine out of a woman's vagina

Bro I got so high after she told me I could do an albino fish lick. She really seemed to like it too.

by Dipcommander May 14, 2015