Grav-i-titty Faux Pas

This occurs when sadly yet inevitably time and gravity take their toll on a woman’s breasts and they start to progressively hang lower and lower. The man still wants to get hot for her but this too becomes increasingly difficult so he fantasises in his mind back to when they were firm and young. Carried away by fond memories he reaches over to cop a feel and he accidentally puts his hand above where her tits actually are now and instead he winds up trying to squeeze the area where her tits used to be.

I had another Grav-i-titty Faux Pas two weeks ago and my wife still isn't speaking to me!

by Johnny DeWadd Watkins September 9, 2008

first-date-fuck faux pas

also: "FDF"-faux pas

Different than a simple "First Date Fuck", or "FDF", a First-Date-Fuck faux pas is generally a mistake in retrospect, usually because it ruins the chances of an actual relationship developing and leads to nothing more than FWB or multiple NSA sex encounters.

Fucking on the first date is generally regarded as "FDF" by males and "FDF-faux pas" by females.

Due to my tendency to have first-date-fuck faux pas, I am destined to be single forever. But the sex is great.

by elle renae June 16, 2010

faux-la

the white girl version of a chola.

a fake chola.

Did you see Stephanie wearing that beanie? She looked like such a faux-la even though she's from Calabasas.

by yeahuhmeeeeeeee November 4, 2008

faux-bate

to faux masturbate for a crowd.

"damn, look at that stripper up there, she's a pro-faux-bater."

by florence vanderslice December 30, 2007

Faux dollars

Money you don't have in the bank. (used sarcastically)

"Hey man, let's take a world trip right now."
"Oh yeah, lemme just use my faux dollars and empty cents on this imaginary global excursion."

by B.R. Jules March 16, 2015

Faux

A word people mainly use to describe fake material because wearing fake fur and leather hurts their ego.

"let's hop in my Prius and go to start bucks so I can show of my faux leather jacket"

by Cazkey April 1, 2019

faux/20

smoking massive amounts of marijuana on a day that isn't 4/20 but acting like it is 4/20

stoner friend: yo kid I got an once of kush lets go to my house and smoke!

friend:I guess today's faux/20

kid1: YO I GOTTA BLUNT LETS BURN AND HAVE A FAUX/20

by thatsmoker29 May 3, 2011