Grav-i-titty Faux Pas

This occurs when sadly yet inevitably time and gravity take their toll on a woman’s breasts and they start to progressively hang lower and lower. The man still wants to get hot for her but this too becomes increasingly difficult so he fantasises in his mind back to when they were firm and young. Carried away by fond memories he reaches over to cop a feel and he accidentally puts his hand above where her tits actually are now and instead he winds up trying to squeeze the area where her tits used to be.

I had another Grav-i-titty Faux Pas two weeks ago and my wife still isn't speaking to me!

by Johnny DeWadd Watkins September 9, 2008

first-date-fuck faux pas

also: "FDF"-faux pas

Different than a simple "First Date Fuck", or "FDF", a First-Date-Fuck faux pas is generally a mistake in retrospect, usually because it ruins the chances of an actual relationship developing and leads to nothing more than FWB or multiple NSA sex encounters.

Fucking on the first date is generally regarded as "FDF" by males and "FDF-faux pas" by females.

Due to my tendency to have first-date-fuck faux pas, I am destined to be single forever. But the sex is great.

by elle renae June 16, 2010

faux-doc

When you arrive for your doctors appointment and instead of seeing your doctor, they send in nurse practitioner to diagnose and treat you yet still bill the appointment at the same fee.

That faux-doc said I was fine and sent me on my way but was hospitalized the next day for Malaria..

by anonymous January 6, 2024

Faux Fenwick

In video, a lower 3rd of your audio chain, created by any other than Chris Fenwick of Office Hours. The audio chain is from microphone to computer for the daily Zoom call.

Tell us your audio chain through your faux Fenwick

by JCR-AH October 18, 2021

Faux Douchey

used to describe attributes which initially seem douchey, but upon further reflection, are realized to be inconsistent with being a "douchebag."

Faux douchebag: "I don't drink beer I only drink hard alcohol."
Observer 1: "What a douchey comment."
Observer 2: "That's not even douchey; it's worse. Douchebags obviously drink beer. That's faux douchey."

by CoffeeDrinker August 17, 2010

Faux-file

Fake profiles used by stalkers and trolls for the purpose of spying people's profiles.

"Did you get a friend request from John Doe?" "No, that's just another faux-file"

by VanDyke Brown September 9, 2015

faux-munch

When a guy goes down on a girl, and uses his fingers and just moves his lips.

man, I totaly faux-munched her

by Sthrnprincess April 14, 2011