Grav-i-titty Faux Pas

This occurs when sadly yet inevitably time and gravity take their toll on a woman’s breasts and they start to progressively hang lower and lower. The man still wants to get hot for her but this too becomes increasingly difficult so he fantasises in his mind back to when they were firm and young. Carried away by fond memories he reaches over to cop a feel and he accidentally puts his hand above where her tits actually are now and instead he winds up trying to squeeze the area where her tits used to be.

I had another Grav-i-titty Faux Pas two weeks ago and my wife still isn't speaking to me!

by Johnny DeWadd Watkins September 9, 2008

first-date-fuck faux pas

also: "FDF"-faux pas

Different than a simple "First Date Fuck", or "FDF", a First-Date-Fuck faux pas is generally a mistake in retrospect, usually because it ruins the chances of an actual relationship developing and leads to nothing more than FWB or multiple NSA sex encounters.

Fucking on the first date is generally regarded as "FDF" by males and "FDF-faux pas" by females.

Due to my tendency to have first-date-fuck faux pas, I am destined to be single forever. But the sex is great.

by elle renae June 16, 2010

Faux Manchu

When you’re getting older in age and your full facial hair resembles a fu Manchu because the only non gray whiskers form the shape of the famed mustache.

Hey babe, the only dark hairs on my fave look like a fu Manchu.... A faux Manchu!!!

by word smith January 27, 2021

faux camel toe

the appearance of female crotch wedgie that is creates by pants that bag out in the crotch, not a snuggle up.

why can't I fit my pants right, I can't stand faux camel toe.

by maidlisamarian December 12, 2014

faux wit

to associate with, or do buisness with

drug dealer: Hey, don't faux wit dat nigga; i heard he will rip you off!

by BIG C DUBB October 19, 2006

faux horn

a hairstyle that occurs when a faux hawk goes wrong, and instead of imitating a mohawk, it ends up more reminiscent of a horn, giving the wearer the appearance of a unicorn.

have you seen billy's hair today? he said it was a faux hawk but it looks more like a faux horn

by mmiikkii March 20, 2008

Faux dollars

Money you don't have in the bank. (used sarcastically)

"Hey man, let's take a world trip right now."
"Oh yeah, lemme just use my faux dollars and empty cents on this imaginary global excursion."

by B.R. Jules March 16, 2015