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Here in Falkirk it is often stated that the birds fly upside down because there is nothing worth shitting on and that pretty much sums up the type of place this is.
Here in Falkirk it is often stated that the birds fly upside down because there is nothing worth shitting on and that pretty much sums up the type of place this is.
"I'm going on a trip to Falkirk today"
"Have you packed your stab vest, paki repellent and anal virginity protection?"
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