Full Goondie

A full goondie is what a man with erectile disfunction calls his penis when it is as erect as he can get it.

Woman: Can't you get it up?
Man: What are you talking about I got a full goondie!
Woman: Ha! thats only a half chubbie. Go take your Viagra

by JerseyDevil99 November 16, 2013

full-zoot

a complimentary term that implies something has class and is top shelf. It doesn't get any better than full-zoot.

Wow! That Cadillac is full-zoot!

by Neal Warren April 20, 2008

Full Picarded

When playing foosball, the art of sending the ball backwards and scoring on your own team.

CRAIG! YOU JUST WENT FULL PICARDED!! YOU NEVER GO FULL PICARDED!!

by 48 flex October 21, 2022

Full Nora

To go Full Nora means to do something so astronomically idiot that it defies all sensibility and is a step above going full retard.

Jay: Dude Carlos just went Full Nora!
Alan: Holy crap what did he do?
Jay: he just kicked a wall with a toothpick under his toenail!

by Broception February 20, 2020

Full Octopus

When your party of eight is finally together.

Now that the two of you have joined the six of us we are at full octopus!

by The Mountain Cat August 20, 2017

Full scorpion

When a dude hits the ground in a way that leaves their face on the floor and heels touching the back of their head in the shape of a scorpion.

Dude 1: Did you see when Rob messed up that trick and faceplanted into the pavement?
Dude 2: Yeah, man did a full scorpion

by Toasty Haymaker August 3, 2021

That is Full Blast

The reply of an elderly gentlemen after weakly ejaculating on a younger a mans chest when asked ‘is that it?’.

He was wanting more but I told that is full blast.

by All Bets Hedged February 17, 2021