swine flu

A feeling that comes across an individual when the presence of police, or pigs as they are better known, is so disturbing that it causes one to be sick to their stomach.

All those pigs harassing my friend gave me swine flu.

by RT Pro-America April 28, 2009

bird flu

The feeling of illness due to the menstrual cycle.

1)While puking her guts out and groaning in pain, her mother asked what was wrong. "I've got the damned Bird Flu" was her reply.

by Chris-tina January 2, 2007

Swine Flu

A term used to describe a group of cops or pigs especially when they're making arrests or breaking up a party. Swine flu is known to be a fatal illness for parties.

Did you go to that party last night?
Yea it was weak though, it had the swine flu so it was over hella early.

by freshaholic May 3, 2009

Budweiser flu

a really bad hangover.

Sophie: I can't come in to work this morning. I'm sick.

Boss: Oh, I'm sorry! What's wrong?

Sophie: It was my friend's birthday last night and I caught the Budweiser flu.

by blondie716 September 15, 2010

Flu Shot

When you cum in a girls mouth and then tell her a joke to make her laugh, which causes your cum to come out her nose.

On a second date I gave this girl a flu shot. Still haven’t heard back...

by Hank Hardister Comedy March 13, 2019

Type A Flu

A fictitious illness used to get out of going to work

That lady hasn't been here in weeks because she has the type a flu.

by CWool April 1, 2009

Flu-cation

Term coined in conversation, both print and online, for the incovenience of schools closing for a week due the swine flu outbreak. May be used by children with excitement and parents with disgust.

I am home with the kids on a flu-cation.

The school is closed due to the flu prompting us to take a flu-cation.
I am off work due to a flu-cation.

by big redtex May 5, 2009