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Bradley Flake

(n) A person who makes plans then abandons them at the last second. They then try to justify why they can’t make it with irrational excuses.
Jamie: Hey, are we still going out on the town tonight.

Sean: No I don’t think I can make it I’m hanging with my cousin tonight.
Jamie: Dude we have been planning this for a few days.

Sean: Sorry, I just don’t see my cousin often.

Jamie: Cool. Thanks asshole. You’re such a Bradley Flake.
by Mack and titties September 28, 2017
mugGet the Bradley Flakemug.

Frosted Flakes

When you beat ur dick rough the day before and you get flakey skin; the next day you beat off and cum it lands on the flakey skin and it burns, you have no choice but to use milk to soothe the burn.
“Hey Jared have you ever experienced Frosted Flakes? Have you ever felt THE BURN?!?”
by unnamed the unnamed November 19, 2017
mugGet the Frosted Flakesmug.

flake

In Chile, people will commit to getting back to you with regards to business, meetups, plans, etc and then never do because they don't want to disappoint you. They are complete flakes.
by indopean July 17, 2019
mugGet the flakemug.

Flake

Can't believe he flaked on us what a George
by ped.0penguin November 26, 2022
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Flake

To bang, fuck, make love to, etc.
"Sorry,Bro, but it's true. I did flake your girl last month and the baby is mine.
by Evanridingbikeinwalmart August 17, 2017
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Pussy Flake

When your are preforming oral on a girl and a pube falls in your mouth
Jim-"yo I was eating this girl out last night and a pussy flake flew in my mouth"
mugGet the Pussy Flakemug.

Flake

Fake flexer

(I, Malaya....made this word. Full credit goes to me cause I’m cool)
He’s a flake man.
by Malayaaaa June 7, 2018
mugGet the Flakemug.

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