Fattire

Clothing specifically made for the morbidly obese. Typical fashion includes Track suits, resteraunts, garments with an elasticized band, moo-moos, spill proof teflon coated materials and in etreme cases...bedsheets with yellow nylon rope belts.

Fat Fred: Fuck this clothing store I cant seem to find anything that fits my lazy ass!

Store Associate: Perhaps youd like to peruse our Plus sizes where we have a wide variety of Fattire.

Fat Fred: I havent seen my penis in so long I consider it MIA.

by bwatson December 30, 2007

Fatty Dipping

As opposed to Skinny Dipping, which is often reknowned for being quite visually pleasing to onlookers, Fatty Dipping is the act of one or more overweight individuals creating a public eyesore by bathing nude outdoors in a (very) large body of water.
Think Free Willy and Friends.

Othon : "Oh my fucking god, lets get the hell out of here"
Liz : "Why?"
Othon : (points to a congregation of naked fat people frolicking about under a waterfall)
Liz : " Holy shit! How the hell did I not see THAT? Fatty Dipping ought to be made illegal!"
Othon : "I know right. My eyes bleed profusely. Somebody call Green Peace and have them dragged back out into the ocean".

by Macbeth the Wonderslave December 2, 2009

Fattist

Someone who dislikes fat people, their whining, their medical problems and their excuses.
The tax payer supports their fat asses giving them no incentive to do anything about it, though why they care to stay that way no one knows.
Fact : Most people are fat because they are greedy and or lazy. I know this because I too used to be fat - then I got sick of my own whining and did something about it.
Fact: It is going to be made an 'offense' to call anyone 'fat' or 'obese'. Okay, let's not be honest and tip-toe around the problem - that should help.

'Wow! Look how fat that guy is!'
'Hey! Don't say that, that's rude you fattist!'

by Lyricalgangsta December 14, 2012

Fatty

Someone who is fat and is referred to as "fatty"
Or a nicely packed joint

Hey fatty, get your fat ass over here!
Or
Yo homie, you rolled a fatty.

by Korea February 16, 2005

fatty fatty no friends

An awkward obese adolescent.They are quiet,smelly,weird,and have no friends(other than their mom).When they go swimming,they wear an oversized t-shirt,rather than taking their shirts(moo moos) off.Are often found near/inside of food machines,refrigerators,or fast-food joints.Interests often include:

-food
-specially made pants
-television
-bad fashion
-vampires
-power rangers or pokêmon

*taunting*....fatty fatty no friends! fatty fatty no friends!

Hey,you fatty fatty no friends! Get outta here! Go cry yourself to sleep inside of your refrigerator.

by Michael Nguyen July 18, 2006

Fatty

1. A short and wide Joint.
2. Insult towards an obese person.

1. Yo lets go roll a fatty!
2. Here fatty, come get your brownies!

by GangstaBoi April 10, 2006

fatty paige

A Fatty Paige is a girl who is usually at least 30 lbs or more overweight who thinks she is a sex object. She wears half shirts, low cut jeans, bikini tops with short shorts, fishnet stockings, belly rings and other things of that nature. They are usually tattooed heavily but not always and they are obsessed with Betty Paige for some reason, hence the name Fatty Paige.

Look at the gunt on that Fatty Paige.

by Bukkake the porno Clown November 24, 2006