This occurs when sadly yet inevitably time and gravity take their toll on a woman’s breasts and they start to progressively hang lower and lower. The man still wants to get hot for her but this too becomes increasingly difficult so he fantasises in his mind back to when they were firm and young. Carried away by fond memories he reaches over to cop a feel and he accidentally puts his hand above where her tits actually are now and instead he winds up trying to squeeze the area where her tits used to be.
by Johnny DeWadd Watkins September 9, 2008
Get the Grav-i-titty Faux Pasmug. also: "FDF"-faux pas
Different than a simple "First Date Fuck", or "FDF", a First-Date-Fuck faux pas is generally a mistake in retrospect, usually because it ruins the chances of an actual relationship developing and leads to nothing more than FWB or multiple NSA sex encounters.
Fucking on the first date is generally regarded as "FDF" by males and "FDF-faux pas" by females.
Different than a simple "First Date Fuck", or "FDF", a First-Date-Fuck faux pas is generally a mistake in retrospect, usually because it ruins the chances of an actual relationship developing and leads to nothing more than FWB or multiple NSA sex encounters.
Fucking on the first date is generally regarded as "FDF" by males and "FDF-faux pas" by females.
Due to my tendency to have first-date-fuck faux pas, I am destined to be single forever. But the sex is great.
by elle renae June 16, 2010
Get the first-date-fuck faux pasmug. stoner friend: yo kid I got an once of kush lets go to my house and smoke!
friend:I guess today's faux/20
kid1: YO I GOTTA BLUNT LETS BURN AND HAVE A FAUX/20
friend:I guess today's faux/20
kid1: YO I GOTTA BLUNT LETS BURN AND HAVE A FAUX/20
by thatsmoker29 May 3, 2011
Get the faux/20mug. When you’re getting older in age and your full facial hair resembles a fu Manchu because the only non gray whiskers form the shape of the famed mustache.
by word smith January 27, 2021
Get the Faux Manchumug. the appearance of female crotch wedgie that is creates by pants that bag out in the crotch, not a snuggle up.
by maidlisamarian December 12, 2014
Get the faux camel toemug. Female equivalent of a "metrosexual". A woman with a lesbian aesthetic, but is in fact heterosexual.
Sydney looks so hot with that undercut, too bad she's a faux dyke.
I thought she was a faux dyke when she bought that truck, but it turns out she's actually a lesbian.
I thought she was a faux dyke when she bought that truck, but it turns out she's actually a lesbian.
by Geeeebs April 20, 2017
Get the faux dykemug. 