Company Fat

Company Fat is a term used to describe personnel and/or policies that are unnecessary for a company to operate. Most of the time, the company fat causes a decrease in operating effectiveness and efficiency. Much like body fat, too much Company Fat can cause the arteries of a company to clog, ultimately hitting its bottom line (the heart).

Michael: Good. (starts to walk away, then turns around) Oh, yeah, also, about budget stuff. Um, I going to need you to find, like a, a full employee salary, plus benefits, like fifty grand. I'm going to need you to find 50 grand in the numbers.
Angela: But we don't keep two sets of books.
Michael: Well, that's not what I'm saying. Just, you know, find it. Pretend that your jobs depend on it.
(Michael walks away)

Later...

Angela: Well, I looked through all the budgets. And there is one department...
Oscar: Yes?
Angela: ...that has three people...
Oscar: Yeah?
Angela: ...doing the work, that could be done by two.
Oscar: This is great.
(Angela slowly shakes her head)
(Oscar looks around)
Oscar: Oh.
Kevin: (knowingly) Yeah. (with emphasis) Oh.

*There is Company Fat in the accounting department at the Dunder Mifflin Scranton branch.

by tcufrog08 June 24, 2008

fat pikachu

So in the beginning of time. There was always Fat Pikachu. He was the warmth in the coldness of space. He was the light in the darkness. Then the Big Bang happened. Afterward there was more Fat Pikachu than the world knew what to do with. The world needed faith, and Fat Pikachu provided that hope for millions. Fat Pikachu, was a healer for the sick. He provided food for the starving. He was and always will be the light in every Pokémon trainer. Fat Pikachu is real, and he’s always happy to see you!

Fat Pikachu gives me the will to live.

by FatPikachuFan25 May 14, 2019

Fat Nigger

Miller is a Fat Nigger who picks cotton and smokes meth.

Hey miller. how are the cotton fields today
Miller: I don't know panda, I'm just a fat nigger who smokes meth.

by Ashookbumhole November 10, 2022

Fat Curtain

When someone is so fat that their shirt or blouse won't touch their pants but instead hangs in front like a curtain in front of their pants.

Billy: Did you see Mrs. Macky's fat curtain today.

Dan: Yeah it was like a cloth barrier for the wind that her fat rolls release.

by CrunkMagnum November 8, 2009

Sneaky Fat

Is where a person looks athletic and in good shape but has hidden fat.

When you see someone in a gym that has really lean arms and legs and looks fit in shorts and a singlet, but when they take their shirt off they have a chubby stomach and back fat. The person is said to be 'sneaky fat'.

by Marcus Davidsson March 10, 2009

Fat Killian

1 The state of having a massively inflated head on a talentless body.
2 It can also define the beating up of younger members of society
3 A incredibly crude act of a sexual nature involving cake and cars

Man: I hate those little kids over there, look at them.
Other man: Don't worry, i'll fat killian them.

by Daragh derp November 16, 2010

fat chats

Feels and Thrills. A conversation where deep thoughts and good times are shared – typically on topics that improve and deepens the understanding and relationship between the people involved in the conversation (usually between two).

"Yo dude, my man Toby and I got up to some real fat chats last night! You shoulda came!"

by pseudoneglect May 30, 2016