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f/w17

Fuck with 17 (or the year resent or past)
I'm rocking this year! Try to f/w17 bitch!
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bdjd f

bdjd f means bdjd f, use it as a response to any situation.
Man male: hey, wanna fuck?

Other person: bdjd f

Man male: understandable
by Bald_Martin November 11, 2020
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Textbook f

Do you know how to do a textbook f?

No can you teach me.
by Dolcegatto December 7, 2018
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All the F’s

Friends fucking fast for free,
Frogs from Frank’s farmhouse fall four feet,
Friends from France fix fancy front facing fences,
Fred falling frantically far from faith’s face,
Far from Fiona’s funny farm,
Foxes flee forewords, flacidly fucking fish from franks fig forest,
Fried fish flip flop from fluffy flagmen,
Freaky fridays form feathery fairies from fellow fat feminists,
Families fly from Finland, falling flirtatiously flustered,
Fondling fourteen friends from flag filled freeways,
Franklin freshens fermented fruit from factories,
George: “do you ever feel like releasing all your anger into a poem?”
Kyler: “yeah, sometimes. Have you heard of all the f’s?”
George: “isn’t that like a theme song to ten things I hate about you?”
Kyler: “no, don’t be stupid. It’s a type of poem where you only use words starting with ‘f’. Not even the words ‘it’, ‘the’ or ‘and’”
George: “ohhhh, okay I’ll go do that”
Kyler: “yeah, put all that sad boi to good use”
by ermagerddddddd September 8, 2019
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F-juicer

A device used to extract poop from the anus. The device is two padded plates with handles, one plate on each butt cheek, hooked together with a bungy cord. To make the person shit you must push the plates together then pull out repeat the process untill the've dumped the load. It is used for constipated people or a couple that like eating eachothers feces.
Example 1: Dude, wtf i just saw Bill slurping the shit he just extracted from his grandpa using the F-juicer!

Example 2: I saw Rob walking out of his girlfriends house with feces all over his face. I think he used the F-juicer!

Example 3: Im constipated almost everyday i need the F-juicer!
by Sticky Bunzs September 22, 2011
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F-4Ace

F-4Ace Is Just A Cunt
by El Reverso 1234 March 16, 2019
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mutherfuckin' F

over redundant exclaimation expressing feelings of astonishment or sheer flabergation. derived from a combonation of people who don't use profanity around children and people who don't really give a fuck.
Gary: "What in the mutherfuckin' F are you fuckers doing!?!"

Steve: "What the hell is that F supposed to mean?"
by turbomelvin November 16, 2010
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