A 'New England Wedding' is a wedding held on a either a Friday evening or any night other than Saturday in order for the person's financing the wedding to receive a discount. Most commonly the wedding is held at a venue beyond the ordinary budget of the wedding. Hosts of 'New England Weddings' are bad people devoid of empathy due to the necessity of their guests to take a day off work to attend the event. In sort the hosts expect their guests to subsidize their event through lost wages so that they can receive a discount. I wedding gift is not necessary at this sort of wedding due to the monies lost due to the host's frugality.
Nicole and Chase had a decided to have their wedding at the Four Season's on a Friday night because it was more affordable, when they should have rented out the pavilion behind they VFW as their budget dictated. All their guests judged them for having a New England Wedding.
by RiccardoFace July 27, 2021
Get the New England Weddingmug. England is a country beneath the glorious and almighty Kingdom of Scotland. The English people have bad teeth. If you ever for some odd reason go to visit England I would recommend taking the road that leads to Scotland so you can go to a land of beautiful people and a glorious culture. The GREATEST inventions of all mankind (Penicillin is one example, which has saved over 200 million people and is probably the reason you're alive right now) But now, back to England. The English people love their German royal family but ESPECIALLY love Prince Andrew, most of them idolise him and many of them even follow in his footsteps.
England is shit
by SUPERJOHNMCGINN February 3, 2024
Get the Englandmug. by Onge Sebbomane June 25, 2017
Get the Englandmug. A truly depraved sexual act representing the history of England. The first act will start with agressive fucking, representing the bloody founding of England. Next, a session of BDSM will begin, which shall represent the medieval period of England. Next, the man shall pour a generous amount of English Breakfast tea on the woman's body, symbolising the great trade of tea in Britain. The man will then begin to allow his friends to take turns, representing the slave trade. The woman will begin to urinate upon the men's penises, which represents the Declaration of Independence and the American Revolution. the man will begin to urinate on the woman's genitalia, representing the war of 1812. Then, the man fists the woman's anus, then the woman will fist the man's anus, in turn representing the first, and second world war. The man will then ejaculate upon the woman's face, representing Brexit.
Jack: Hey John! I heard that Franklin and Karen did England's History yesterday!
John: Really?
Franklin: Yeah bro! we did it all night!
John: Really?
Franklin: Yeah bro! we did it all night!
by JohnSussy May 19, 2022
Get the England's Historymug. 
When a man and a woman are very in love, they make love on a public poorly plowed road way. During that act, a man removes his cock from the woman, dips it in the granular road salt, then inserts his now salty, non lubed cock into the woman's ass.
by 11DollarSteamyShitDick January 10, 2018
Get the New England Churromug. by godhimselfnocaponlyfax April 1, 2022
Get the Tyler Englandmug.