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Eli Tonder

Probably the best boyfriend to ever exist, really.

He's the only kind and caring guy I've ever dated that actually talks to me and likes to be around me.
Super affectionate and overall an awesome person... Magnificent is a better word actually.

I fucking love him.
He's my one and only Telescopic Octopus & Kreme with Explosive Grandmas <3
Eli Tonder: *Insert every synonym of perfect*
by PineappleFlex August 7, 2022
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eli glover

that guy eli glover was a demon!
by imthemuffinman March 27, 2023
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Eli Giron

A man some would say but his upper body doesn't make up for his tiny penis. He also enjoys to touch people. Perferibly males under the age of 19
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Guy-Hey here comes Eli Giron
Different guy-he touched me
Guy-i know...
by Stefeno177 February 3, 2017
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the eli curse

by bootyclencher May 5, 2021
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Eli U

The biggest cock sucker in history. The fakest bitch you will ever meet
by AHSDogs December 19, 2019
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Eli Matzke

A VSCO Boy who loves pickles, he is also in love with a VSCO Nightbot
Eli Matzke and Nightbot make a cute couple.
by YTHacker August 22, 2019
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