by werrt November 08, 2013
by AppleBeesJuiceDispenser May 26, 2021
Going face-first into the ground.
I was speeding down the highway at 70 mph and someone dove in front of me. I nearly got knocked off my bike. Eating dirt would've sucked.
by AtlanticComputer August 31, 2020
the way you consume food when you're very stoned and have the munchies; your eyes glaze over and you blindly eat away at the snacks.
slow down, that's your fourth bowl of captain crunch. , 'woooah- i totally didn't realize, i was just zombie-eating
by waffle-iron April 15, 2011
Eating for the sole purpose of not letting others gain access to any food.
This usually happens to outliers (Weight Wise) in the family, like a human cuckoo bird.
This usually happens to outliers (Weight Wise) in the family, like a human cuckoo bird.
Dude1: "Damn, that fat ass has been eating all of the damn buffalo wings at the party"
Fat ass: "NO ONE ELSE DESERVES THIS FOOD" (Chomps on another 4 wings at once; diverse types of food stains dribbling down his white 4XL shirt"
Dude2: "Fucking aggressive eating, man!"
Fat ass: "NO ONE ELSE DESERVES THIS FOOD" (Chomps on another 4 wings at once; diverse types of food stains dribbling down his white 4XL shirt"
Dude2: "Fucking aggressive eating, man!"
by Praker May 13, 2017
when you feel like eating huge amounts of food so you go through the kitchen making various meals all at the same time, often while you're eating something too. This typically results in feeling very sick and having a large food baby. A typical eating rampage may consist of the following items
1 medium size pizza
A large platter of chips and Potato Gems
A large bowl of cooked bananas swimming in melted margarine and brown sugar
2 peices or garlic bread
A large bowl of mashed potaotes
1 medium size pizza
A large platter of chips and Potato Gems
A large bowl of cooked bananas swimming in melted margarine and brown sugar
2 peices or garlic bread
A large bowl of mashed potaotes
by ilovebj July 29, 2010
by BrockSucksDick January 14, 2016