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Donut Buddies

Those other awesome souls you encounter when doing circles in the snow in the barren parking lot next to the old K-Mart Garden Center. They will politely wait safely along the outskirts while you take a turn, expecting the favor to be returned. All of this is communicated intuitively. When it is their turn, they will certainly try to show off and one-up you, and it continues on like this until all of the fresh powder is ruined.
KB: There's someone else here doing it too! That's hilarious.
Erotica: You guys are donut buddies!
KB (silently to herself): Yes we are...yes we are.
by artichoky January 16, 2020
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Skinny Donut

Someone who is iconic, skinny, and legendary

Opposite of Thick Salad
Oh yeah her? Yes she is a Skinny Donut, everyone wants to be friends with that icon.
by AwkwardSeaTurtles August 14, 2018
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Unholy Donut

When a preist gives a rimjob; or vice versa

with or without consent...
did you know the Father recieved an unholy donut Sunday?
by Jonnypcash December 7, 2021
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Donut Sale

2 or more police vehicles moving fast in the same direction _without_ their sirens on. so named because they must be in a hurry to get cheap donuts.
(2 friends walking down a street)
1:"so I was like, yeah"
(police cars whiz by, silently)
2:"Donut sale!"
1:"shut up."

(man comes home to his girlfriends' apartment after work)
M:"did you hear about the donut sale?"
F:"what?"
M:"two cop cars whizzed by me on the interstate with no sirens."
F:"oh, it must have been that shooting I heard about..."
by guyvf December 18, 2008
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Donut Rack

When a guy slips two or three glazed donuts on his hard dick and the girl eats 'em and licks away all the frosting.
Girl: You wanna donut rack?
Guy: Heck yeah! Grab one chocolate and one with sprinkles.
by Stephen A.B. August 14, 2020
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slimy donut

When a woman gauges her vagina enough to expose her cervix and her partner licks it.
Her pussy is so loose I could have that slimy donut.
by Ty bitch May 15, 2018
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Horse donut

I stuffed that midget into a horse donut.
by Hlalakar June 7, 2020
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