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Brown Donkey

In the midst of getting a rim-job from a girl, shit in her mouth and kick her in the throat.
"I brown donkeyed my girl so hard last night because I had diarrhea. And when I kicked her, she choked!"
by Ronald McDick December 15, 2013
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Aisle Donkey

Derogatory Slang for a Flight attendant. Generally used by Pilot Wives who suffer from the delusion that their husbands could be named sexiest man alive by People magazine and that every flight attendant is attempting to fuck him.
Those damn aisle donkeys are always trying to fuck my husband when he goes to Hawaii.
by Kronl December 24, 2022
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Wonkey Donkey

An upper western phrase, originating in Idaho, exclaiming one's surprise or excitement over something. Originally created in Idaho by Bob "the Chicken Nuggie" Titan.
by Wyatt Wigglesworth April 10, 2022
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Donkey's apron

A phrase to describe someone who smells particularly bad, specifically of piss and dried ejaculate.

From the aprons Africans tie around the waists of their donkeys to stop them being able to penetrate and impregnate a female of their species. As you can imagine, a donkey's apron gets covered in all manner of gubbins.
Oh dear, dear fellow, you really must start to clean yourself after masturbating. You smell akin to a donkey's apron.

Stephen, stop fucking yawning and sighing all day long you fucking prick. Get some exercise, lose some weight and cheer the fuck up you fat tosser. By the way, you smell like a donkey's apron.
by hairymonsterschlong April 23, 2010
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goot donkey

who's down to goot donkey, turd nuggets?
by pseudiddlyudonym October 22, 2009
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Chonky Donkey

A word used to describe a very thick hind side. May also be used to describe thiccness like kronk from the emperors new groove
by VeeBoy69 March 27, 2022
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Okey Donkey

A term used when a task has been completed in a satisfactory way. A hybrid of the words "Okey Dokey" and "Done." (Pronounced OH-key DUN-key).
When Fiona closed the deal, she texted me an okey donkey--it was time to celebrate!
by grammarsam August 21, 2022
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