dodecaburn

1.) When a first party sets forth a rapid 12 count burn, leaving the person who received the burn in an obliterated stupor.

2.) An aw inspiring burn.

3.) A insult that never should be used carelessly.

Burner: Damned, retarded, bitch, ass, mo' fo', eurotrash, yank, bum, cracker, quendo, punk, vic!

Burned: ...

Third Party:I didn't think a dodecaburn was possible!

by Coffe Man October 21, 2010

Dodecing

Spending time with your girlfriend when your mates want to see you.

"Hey bro want to come to the concert on Friday?"

"Na sorry man, I'm Dodecing"

by PetoneCobb March 20, 2013

dodarday

Two in the goo, one in the poo
Fingering both the vagina and arsehole

"He dodardayed me the other day"

by calq April 29, 2014

dodenoff

When you're masturbating and you doze off, pre-climax.

Man, I was so hammered I pulled a dodenoff and the wife was pissed. Mostly at the midget porn, you know, since she's tall.

by W.A.A.O.A. June 26, 2014

dodelido

An alternate term for the sausage, or in it's scientific name "Ding-a-Ling,"

"all right johnny time to talk about the hawks and the hornets, the basketballs and the hoops, the dodelido and the ring,"

by coilusserpent July 14, 2016

Dodecashot morning

A particularly difficult morning requiring the consumption of twelve shots of espresso or the equivalent amount of caffeine to fully wake up.
Particularly useful for individuals who have developed an extremely high tolerance to caffeine.

I'm having another dodecashot morning.

by Ender3030 December 5, 2016

Dode

A person that walks and talk like a person with who is retarded.

"That dude is such dode"
"My brother walked up to a girl and moaned, he is such a dode"

by Dode dode February 15, 2017