Doctor Who

Half Human and half Gallifreyan Time Lord who saves our planet on a regular basis. His birth place of Gallifrey has been destroyed.

Did you see Doctor Who last night?

by Arron Clements April 14, 2005

Ham Doctor

A guy whom whose specialty and interest is in picking up morbidly obese women.

"Ugh, that chick with the hottie over there is as big as a house! We need Chuck to run interference on her, he's a real Ham Doctor".

by Gabe Tycho July 22, 2009

spin doctor

bushfuck and/or his official liar.

"Mission accomplished".
One of the scumbag's greatest lies among many.

by REAL AMERICAN June 7, 2005

Ham Doctor

A doctor of hams. Somehow this is profane.
Originally from Penny Arcade.

"Nice shirt, man."
"Don't be such a ham doctor."

by Pork professor July 22, 2009

Funk Doctor

Someone who fix your groove, funk, and/or moves.

J is the funk doctor for the Dance Place.

by Zach G. October 27, 2003

Slut Doctor

These are doctors that help all females give birth. 9 months after a female has whored around, she will be puished with a small creature that will develope into another human. The person who is paid to help remove the creature from the slut is often reffered to as a "Slut Doctor", because his only aim is to help the slut.

Stacey(pregnant): I'm so nervous, when those guys were waitng in line to have sex with me 9 months ago I never thought that i'd end up in hospital, I'm so scared!
Tracey: Don't be scared babe, the "Slut Doctor" knows what he is doing. He will get that creature out of you in no time!
Stacey: I hope so! I look like an elephant.

by Paul Fleming July 13, 2006

Spin Doctor

1. Radio DJ or MC.
2. Someone who gives multiple points of view.
3. MD specialized in sprains and fractures
4. Disk smoother, with a lamanated belt and sands the disk.

1. "That spin doctor totally had last night's crowd jumpin!"
2. "I loved the Cubs until that spin doctor down the street told me all sorts of neat things about the Sox."
3. "My brother f*cked up his leg on the steps, luckily my friend's a spin doctor."
4. "You messed up the CD I lent you! Go buy yourself a spin doctor, fix it and bring it back, asshole."

by [e-mail] January 20, 2009