diving

Patronising establishments beneath your financial & social station, typically when already drunk from having a few at your local or some other more decent place. Usually done in multiple locations in the same night. A form of "slumming" specific to drinking alcohol.

"Me and John went diving last night. We started at that welfare bar on the next block over and moved down the street to those places around that block with publically funded housing. Total white trash karaoke nightmare, dude."

by erikisdead January 22, 2008

cum dividend

When a dividend is received that is covered in cum, usually due to the excitement of the investor

She marveled that cum dividend, her shares rose in value. She then came on the dividend, hence the cum dividend.

by Iniesta1 August 10, 2009

divine nine

The sororities and fraternities that compose the National Pan-Hellenic Council:

Alpha Kappa Alpha Sorority, Inc. Alpha Phi Alpha Fraternity, Inc., Delta Sigma Theta Sorority, Inc., Zeta Phi Beta Sorority, Inc., Iota Phi Theta Fraternity, Inc., Kappa Alpha Psi Fraternity, Inc., Sigma Gamma Rho Sorority, Inc. Phi Beta Sigma Fraternity, Inc. and Omega Psi Phi Fraternity,

"Hunny, do you see these letters? DIVINE NINE NIGGA!"

by C.Weiss April 18, 2007

Is Algebra Divine or Demonic?

Algebra became evil or murderous when God allowed Satan to put the alphabet in math, or when the father of lies got his wish to separate earthlings into simple- and symbol-minded people.

During his last metamathematical talk, Prof. Ian tried to answer these questions:
a) “Is Algebra divine or demonic?”
b) “Is Zero invented or discovered?”
c) “What is the value of Pi on Venus?”
d) “What is the color of Phi?”

by MathPlus April 30, 2023

Divine Intervention

The hand of God holds the universe together and makes everything work. Science is a conspiracy theory put forth by the devil and his satanic angels to forward the ideas of determinism.

Project Manager: How is the Microchip coming their Hank?

Electrical Engineer: Divine Intervention keeps fucking up my circuits, i mean, i can't get shit done around here!

Reverend J.T. Homeslice: Mary Mother full of grace.

*Fire reigns down from heaven to complete electric circuit as God sends forth bears to maul the atheist engineer.

by J.T. Homeslice May 24, 2011

davikan

davikan = dickbag all day in 8mp

Davikan: hi! im dave and im a dickbag
me: it's alright because ou're in 8 megapixels

by grongle May 6, 2008

diving octopus

insert both hand's, crossed over each other, with fingers intercrossed into the vagina.

i enjoyed giving Ashley the diving octopus last week.

by Sean Corcoran... June 24, 2008