mk5 golf diesel

a car driven by people that want a slow rusty disappointing yet very reliable car, usually driven by balding middle aged men who claim the great diesel mileage is well worth the lack luster looks

god damn look how rusty that mk5 golf diesel is ian, its simply terrible

by Ell_23 March 10, 2020

Diesel

A stupid fucking alcoholic. Probably has made an attempt to seduce your mom.

Dude, Diesel fucked my mom.

Diesel, you have a drinking problem.

by Fatdykefuck June 29, 2020

Diesel

Interchangeable with cool fire meaning very good or impressive

Lunch was diesel today

by Gspals July 13, 2020

Portuguese Diesel

a slang term for a hand truck or dolly.

Lets use the Portuguese diesel to move the appliance.

by misterdickwick August 4, 2020

Dieseled

To be so extremely high that you could make the impulsive decision of shaving your head in order to look like Vin Diesel.

“Yo I was so dieseled at that party last night”

by sfgurl September 19, 2020

Diesel

Top Dawg. Very muscular, sexy, runs the street

I owe Diesel money

by Corry Artt August 21, 2022

Diesel

The best person you will ever meet, and is strong and handsome. He is a multi-billionaire. He is also great boyfriend material. He is also a great pollical leader, and will always be good.

LOOK, IT'S DIESEL, I LOVE HIM

by biggest_D August 26, 2022