by TheGamesta September 6, 2009
Get the Cock-a-doodle-damnmug. When the rooster days of strutting around with an unclipped beak filling up the hatcheries from banging defenseless hens are over. It's when the bachelor flocks anal pecking causes a lot more than explosive diarrhea. It's when the promiscuous days start to take their toll and the rooster begins to whoop Faecal droppings uncontrollably creating a cheap ass comedy act which causes embarrassment and feather staining.
Dr Chook: "If you're going to allow Giffer into the house, you'd have to start putting him in nappies"
Delaware: "Nappies!, why do they have chicken nappies?"
Dr Chook: "Of course they do, there's many colours to choose from. They're reusable and you can just drop the poo into your garden"
Delaware: "Great, I shall buy him nappies". "He likes to come in and lay on the couch and play fortnite, eat all our food, he even invites his canine friend Tom and they both snuggle up together in bed, at least i don't have to worry about picking up trails of droppings". "He actually entertains us with his lame jokes that all end with Cock-a-doodle-poo"
Dr Chook: "They have purple nappies with bling on sale at the Chookmedclinic if your're interested"
Delaware: "Thanks, I'll go check them out later"
Delaware: "Nappies!, why do they have chicken nappies?"
Dr Chook: "Of course they do, there's many colours to choose from. They're reusable and you can just drop the poo into your garden"
Delaware: "Great, I shall buy him nappies". "He likes to come in and lay on the couch and play fortnite, eat all our food, he even invites his canine friend Tom and they both snuggle up together in bed, at least i don't have to worry about picking up trails of droppings". "He actually entertains us with his lame jokes that all end with Cock-a-doodle-poo"
Dr Chook: "They have purple nappies with bling on sale at the Chookmedclinic if your're interested"
Delaware: "Thanks, I'll go check them out later"
by chicken diapers April 13, 2018
Get the Cock-a-doodle-poomug. A perversion of the children noise of a chicken, cock a doodle doo. Cock is itself a slang word meaning penis. Thus Jack would be an action to the penis as to Jack Off. Doodle is a slang for sex. Thus meaning a action of sexual pleasure with out intercourse. To Jack off is done alone. Jack a Doodle Doo would be done by two persons to obtain sexual pleasure. The analogy of going to 3rd base.
by llcalejr May 13, 2019
Get the Jack a Doodle Doomug. A cuck who loudly and obnoxiously defends women on the internet when there is no cause to do so. Also can be used as an insult to cucks when you don't wish to engage with them directly.
1. I made a joke about women and John started yelling and overreacting so I kicked him straight in his cuck-a-doodle-do cock.
2. So you're on this woman's side when she's clearly in the wrong? Cuck-a-doodle-do!
2. So you're on this woman's side when she's clearly in the wrong? Cuck-a-doodle-do!
by Lejes October 22, 2019
Get the Cuck-a-doodle-domug. when your wife makes you part of a throuple but you don’t actually get to do anything sexual because it’s the worst throuple ever.
Brandi (whilst plunging her girlfriend with a giant rubber dolphin dildo) : “Ryyyaaaaaannnn… DON’T fuck her she doesn’t like dick. DON’T put your dick in her mouth she doesn’t do that! DON’T get jizz on her!! Now hit her with a belt. NO DON’T DO THAT!” (Starts crying)
Ryan (rolls over fully erect and disgusted): damn bitch turned me out now I’m her CuckadoodleDON’T
cuck- a- doodle-DON’T
Ryan (rolls over fully erect and disgusted): damn bitch turned me out now I’m her CuckadoodleDON’T
cuck- a- doodle-DON’T
by Shakes and dribbles May 25, 2023
Get the cuck- a- doodle-DON’Tmug. by mandrez September 25, 2004
Get the dingle-ly-doodlemug. i don't know why,but when i hear "cock-a-doodle-doo" a have a very strong association with masturbating...anyone else?
by zuizuizui March 27, 2010
Get the cock-a-doodle-doomug.