Detroit Tune-up

When you put gasoline in your hand, light it on fire and proceed to jack someone off as fast as you can.

My balls had been sitting too long and really needed a Detroit Tune-up.

by Weebu4laifu February 27, 2020

Detroit cum swap

When a thug whips his uncut cock out and sticks it in a homeless niggas mouth and shoots his load, then allows the homeless man to do the same.

Hey dad
Yeah?
I wanna detroit cum swap this nigga
Ok cuh

by Nape rigger April 25, 2023

Detroit Gravy Boat

When you have diarrhea and shit yourself causing the diarrhea to run down your leg and in to your shoes.

Kyle would never forget that time he had to leave the rave with two Detroit Gravy Boats

by RyButtnik May 1, 2020

Detroit Rake Snake

A sexual act in which someone inserts the handle of a rake into another's anus after dipping it in super glue and proceeds to handcuff them to the bumper of a car before starting the car.

Jim: What's your girlfriend doing in the emergency room?
Steve: Gave her the ol' Detroit Rake Snake

by W@yne Kerr January 24, 2020

Detroit date night

When a person gets a Little Ceasar's Hot and Ready pizza and eats it all by themselves in a single sitting.

"I was feeling bad for myself so I stayed home and had a Detroit date night, now please go get me some toilet paper."

by GreetingsADM January 15, 2018

detroit trash can

Plowing a dirty chick in the ass while hiding in an alley.

I stopped off for a Detroit trash can after watching the Lions lose.

by Detroit0352 September 12, 2013

Detroit Ball Washer

When a man puts his testicles in someone else's anus and proceeds to masturbate. The action resembles a golf ball washer.

If you attempt a Detroit Ball Washer please remember to insert your testicles in series not in parallel.

My balls are still sticky from that Detroit Ball Washer...

by thebeardedgreek August 6, 2017