He’s a hottie that has the most attractive gf.he’s athletic and hardworking. He is the best boyfriend , too bad he’s taken by Madeline . He’s got a big fat shlong and loves to get freaky with his girl. He loves fanduel and green almost as much as her and his favorite beer is Coors.
by scoobydoo997 November 23, 2021
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by Dbrhdnrbdj November 23, 2021
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Get the Derek mug.Derek is three thousand pounds and plays freshman sports. He is a relief pitcher and averages 7 pitches per game because he hits every batter he pitches to. Overall, Derek Wiegers is complete BUNS at sports. He is also Italian.
by Pedestrian 1 May 22, 2023
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by Sterek Dack May 24, 2023
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“ I wonder who will be at the family reunion? Oh shit I’m sucking this guys dick but who’s dick is it? Ok girl down and then look up……oh look, it’s Derek”
by Franleen February 26, 2023
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