cry-roll

Combinination of cry and eye-roll. An expression used when one is both touched and disgusted/exasperated at human-interest schmaltz.

I couldn't help but cry-roll at the story of millions of dollars being raised for charity in honor of a dead 9-year-old girl's wish.

by Breakfast Taco July 27, 2012

wine cry

Noun: exaggerated emotive sobbing after three or more glasses of wine over any subject including lost love, wasted youth, an unrequited crush, family dysfunction or any topic covered on the Lifetime network.

Can also be used as a verb. It should be noted that while many, many of us have practiced this art - no one has mastered it like Taylor Armstrong from the Housewives of Beverly Hills.

I don't know what happened, one minute we're talking about our outfits and the next minute she's wine crying over that loser she used to date.

by bravodarling December 16, 2011

cry masty

crying while masturbating. tears make the best lubracant

cry masty
crying a tree, play a guitar, sing depressing music while wanking.
greenday used this technique when writing the song wake me up when september ends

by sakattack1 February 27, 2011

Cry-bernating

When upset you cry and seclude yourself from everyone around you.

Dude shes just a girl, no need to be Cry-bernating

by omgtoast332 August 15, 2011

cry moment

a moment that you about to see thats about to make you cry so much male and female

this was a cry moment and my first time crying.

by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ May 1, 2022

Pathetically crying

Fake cry for help when help is not needed.

Monitoring another person to find their weakness and play crying.

To see a man or woman pathetically crying to get what they want.

by Readmeagain May 12, 2022

screaming crying

the action of screaming whilist crying.

“I’m screaming crying!!”
“Why?”

by FARTINGLOUD March 31, 2022