by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ May 1, 2022
Get the cry momentmug. cry masty
crying a tree, play a guitar, sing depressing music while wanking.
greenday used this technique when writing the song wake me up when september ends
crying a tree, play a guitar, sing depressing music while wanking.
greenday used this technique when writing the song wake me up when september ends
by sakattack1 February 27, 2011
Get the cry mastymug. Noun: exaggerated emotive sobbing after three or more glasses of wine over any subject including lost love, wasted youth, an unrequited crush, family dysfunction or any topic covered on the Lifetime network.
Can also be used as a verb. It should be noted that while many, many of us have practiced this art - no one has mastered it like Taylor Armstrong from the Housewives of Beverly Hills.
Can also be used as a verb. It should be noted that while many, many of us have practiced this art - no one has mastered it like Taylor Armstrong from the Housewives of Beverly Hills.
I don't know what happened, one minute we're talking about our outfits and the next minute she's wine crying over that loser she used to date.
by bravodarling December 16, 2011
Get the wine crymug. When you hide somewhere like the bathroom to cry, meet someone else who is crying, and you both talk about what you're crying over.
Yesterday I ran to the bathroom to cry after I found out about the fight, and I accidentally joined an already in-session crying conference.
by That Subpar Nerd September 13, 2019
Get the crying conferencemug. by garbear420nips June 4, 2015
Get the d-cryingmug. A line originally from a Bob Marley song of the same name about comforting a woman and saying that he will come back for her. Ironically, it is now used by young bachelors around the world as a slogan about how they don’t need female companionship, romance, or sex, thus also making it the opposite of the line “All The Single Ladies.” It is also used a lot upon dumping a girl.
Recently, both the gay and transgender male communities have caught on to using this slogan as well. The gay community sees it as saying they are happy not dating women, and the trans male community uses it to distance themselves from the gender they identified as previously.
It is worth noting, however, that many women find this line offensive, sexist, and even as possible sexual harassment due to the fact they feel it ostracizes and dehumanizes them as objects. Most sensible people, however, have called them out on this clearly bullshit excuse.
Recently, both the gay and transgender male communities have caught on to using this slogan as well. The gay community sees it as saying they are happy not dating women, and the trans male community uses it to distance themselves from the gender they identified as previously.
It is worth noting, however, that many women find this line offensive, sexist, and even as possible sexual harassment due to the fact they feel it ostracizes and dehumanizes them as objects. Most sensible people, however, have called them out on this clearly bullshit excuse.
by Musty Musk Man July 5, 2023
Get the No Woman No Crymug. When you are moping to anyone who will listen to you; hungry for sympathy, having a self-indulgent pity party.
by BonnieParker November 15, 2017
Get the crying aroundmug.