web cred

A succinct way to describe a person's online credibility.

Her MySpace profile has low web cred.

by mojobullfrog March 1, 2007

Social Credit Score

The Glorious system made from the peoples CCP of China who rewards people who make the right decisions. This system is great!

MESSAGE FROM THE CCP:
Great work citizen! You have now been rewarded with +135 social credit! Continue to build up your Social Credit Score and you will be rewarded greatly! Glory to the CCP!

by LuxembourgBoy42 June 28, 2022

Gori Chamdi Credibility Modifier (GCCM)

GCCM automatically raises credibility of a source to 99.9999% if the source possesses Gori Chamdi (light skin) with the caveat that the opposing argument should come from Bhoora Chamdi (darker skin).

Pakistan's claim of not having lost a plane got some much needed Gori Chamdi Credibility Modifier (GCCM) juice from the ForeignPolicy.com article

by geniass_aag+laashein April 8, 2019

Northpointe Motors (home of instant car credit) T.C. MI

The place where the only thing in your 3 year contract that will last you more than 1 month is your car payment.

A car dealership that sells cars that are on the verge of having their engine blow for no less than $11,000.

When you ask them what the price is of a vehicle you are interested in, they will respond "the computers are down right now, I will let you know when the computers are fixed". When your engine blows, they will give you the run around. When you ask for the owners name, they will give you endless excuses as to why they can not give you that information. When you do research about this car dealership you will wonder why they havn't been shut down yet.

Jack: Did you hear that Bob bought a vehicle from Northpointe Motors (home of instant car credit) T.C. MI today?

Jill: It's too bad he didn't do his research on that dealership. I predict his motor will blow in less than a month and he will be stuck making the payments and carless.

by luv_gdes November 30, 2011

street cred

n. The currency used in the University of Washington Greek System. One quanta of street cred is a "tablet".

Probe: "Why is Joel out in the alley with no shoes on kicking Psi-U's dumpster?"
E-Rock: "Dude, it's all good. He's gonna plan a biad with them, and earn us like 9 more street cred tablets."

by Stampy November 9, 2005

Credit

When someone takes other peoples ideas and uses them for their own

Guy one- swell
Guy two- man that was swell
Guy one- credit
Guy two- what

by formeldahyde August 8, 2009

credit card hippie

Someone who calls themselves a hippie, because they listen to "hippie music," and pretend to go by the hippie values such as peace and open mindness, but really they gossip about people just as much as the regular "prep" and they spend just as much money on their clothes which is pure irony. Credit Card hippies smoke pot which makes them think they're even more "hippie-ish," but while they're high they go out and steal stuff and talk about people. It doesn't take much to be categorized as a "hippie" and even if you do stuff for your community, being mean still definetly doesn't cut it.

"Hey,like how ugly are those girls clothes."
"I know who does she think she is."
"I know gosh, well I'm off to the recycling club meeting"

by Carl April 4, 2005