Creamy Michael

The act of ejaculating inside a vagina as opposed to pulling out

"Dude, I saw Sara last night!"
" Nice! Did you Creamy Michael?"

"Aw man, im freaking out. Maya is pregnant. I didn't even Creamy Michael... That much."

by Creamy Michael January 15, 2024

Creamy Michael

The act of ejaculating inside a vagina as opposed to pulling out

"Dude, I saw Sara last night!"
" Nice! Did you Creamy Michael?"

"Aw man, im freaking out. Maya is pregnant. I didn't even Creamy Michael... That much."

by Creamy Michael January 15, 2024

The Creamy Chicken

A humiliation kink sex act, where a rubber glove is used as a prophylactic, after which it is pulled over the woman’s head so when she exhales out of her nostrils the glove inflates to look like a chickens crest.

“Mate last nights Tinder date was wild, we did The Creamy Chicken and the glove exploded. The room looked like the inside of a shampoo bottle”

by Jordy Luke January 27, 2024

creamy north

The process of busting a huge load over a person from the belly button up covering stomach, breasts, neck, face and hair.

I gave this chick a creamy north last night and she was completely covered.

by lbtsdbts February 2, 2024

creamy backwash

when you creampie someone's vagina and then suck it out, swishing it around your mouth to then spit it back inside their vagina.

"i gave my S.O a creamy backwash last night. she was disgusted with me"

by MC,shizzle October 15, 2023

creamy asshole

This is generally used when describing an after school/work nap you had.

You know you slept well when you wake up with a purple boner and a creamy asshole

by Will you help jack off a horse October 30, 2023

creamy panda

That one creamy panda from care bears or something.

You know?! That on creamy panda from care bears or something.

by MrBofa November 1, 2023